So today I thought I would give some of the readers a treat and post the Wii panty girl video, giving both the perverts and the curmudgeons something to comment on during a quiet Wednesday afternoon. Soon after I posted it, the video went private, the panties now replaced with a video of her playing the Wii in spandex. Why? I tracked her down via YouTube and Yahoo and asked.

Note that this is not her real Yahoo handle. Duh.

Mike Fahey: Mike from Kotaku here, and curious!

PantyGirl: hi

MF: Howdy, as they say down south. So what happened with the video?

PG: to be honest I'm worried that my friends or family might see

MF: I can understand that completely. You'd be an overnight internet sensation.

PG: aww
PG: do you like the spandex ones?

MF: As I am happily attached, I cannot comment as to whether I like them or not.
MF: Definitely.
MF: Oops. Stupid keyboard, answering for me.

PG: lol

MF: Well thank you for clearing the whole thing up. Many lonely gamers will cry themselves to sleep tonight, but I suppose pretending to be a good girl is an important part of being evil.

PG: I am a good girl

MF: Possibly, but the real question here is good at what?

PG: well getting attention for one

MF: You win this round, Wii panty girl.

PG: you want me

MF: Is that why you posted the video in the first place? To make men (and women) want you? (Note my artful dodging)

PG: maybe

MF: An exhibitionist, enjoying when people you don't know watch you...

PG: i like attention

MF: I do too. I just look horrible in a bra and panties, or so I've been told.

PG: hahaha

MF: Perhaps you could post another wearing a mask, so your family can't tell who you are.
MF: And possibly kitty ears.
MF: Ignore that last bit. Someone else typed that, probably.

PG: hmm
PG: I wish I could block by location
PG: then just my area couldn't see it

MF: And everyone else could see your area!

PG: good one

MF: I'm actually reading them from a "How to speak to a half naked gamer girl" handbook.
MF: So, should I just tell our readers to try for a friend request on YouTube?

PG: I have like 500 to go through
PG: I don't want to accept everyone

MF: No one wants to accept everyone. It's the concept this country is founded on.
MF: I suppose they'll have to be happy with the spandex. Just curious...what's under the leggings?

PG: guess

MF: I was thinking thong myself, being somewhat of a thong connoisseur.

PG: nope
PG: I wear them as underwear

MF: So just the sheer leggings and what you came packaged with then?

PG: what?

MF: Meaning nothing underneath but what you were born with.

PG: right
PG: its uncomfortable with anything under spandex

MF: Don't I know it. Well on that note I'm going to have to go find a quiet place to watch the spandex video another 10-15 times. Just to verify.

PG: haha
PG: what should I do next?

MF: That is the most dangerous question a girl has ever asked me.

PG: uh oh

MF: I think you were going in the right direction with the whole panties thing, but that direction only leads to one thing.

PG: ?

MF: Dressing up in a penguin costume.
MF: I mean, I can't just tell a random internet girl to get naked and play video games. Penguin is the next closest answer.

PG: as I'm talking to you I'm getting hundreds of messages and subscriptions

MF: Well of course you are. You've inflamed the gaming community with your sinful gyrations. You're like a modern day Elvis, only hotter.
MF: *looks at a picture of Elvis* Okay, way hotter.

PG: oh wow I just got a comment on my new years vid

MF: Oh yes. Once the internet latches on to one vid they'll hungrily devour anything they can find about you.
MF: Like long conversations on a gaming website.
MF: For instance.

PG: oh if you find that I would love to see it

MF: I'll let you know if I see anything. One last question...which probably should have been the first question. Over 18?
PG: by far

MF: *breathes a sigh of relief*
MF: You enjoy your attention now, young lady...and let me know if anything else comes up. Probably a bad choice of words, but nonetheless.

PG: ;)

Winking emote indeed! So there you have it, folks. She's an attention hungry woman with unfortunate limits. She wants to be bad, but doesn't want her family to know, and I am pretty sure that with the right answers I could have steered the conversation towards steamy cyber. Luckily I am a good and virtuous man, for all you know. Michael Fahey