Aeropause recently had the misfortune of joining a
Game of Halo 2's Big Team Battle which had been shat upon by a cheater. Aeropause messaged the guy after the match and somehow got him to agree to an interview.

Unfortunately, names have been changed to protect the shitweasel. But this little interview goes to show that cheaters are not only irritating, they're stupid as well. From Aeropause I also stole this image of the cheater in question at his tenth birthday party, where his chin was tragically lost in a cakeface accident. The little guy didn't let it keep him down, though!

Observe this excerpt from the interview, in which Schmuck follows up his assertion that "everyone wants to cheat" with a defensive "like I give a flying fuck what other gamers think about me".

Aeropause: The rise of online gaming has had its share of hurdles and one of the greatest hurdles is getting rid of cheaters such as yourself. What advice would you give game designers to help discourage cheaters?

Schmuck5000: Give Up! There is no way to stop us. Everyone wants to cheat and we will always find a way to do it. Anyone reading this is simply jealous of the fact that I have enough nuts to cheat and play the game the way I want to.

Aeropause: Everyone online including myself see you as the scum of online gaming. How do you respond to that?

Schmuck5000: Like I give a flying F**k what other gamers think about me. As long as there are games there will be cheaters, why should I stop if no one else does, as far as I see it I am evening out the playing field!

Brilliant reposte. Eliza Gauger

An Interview With A Cheater [Aeropause]