Second Life Claims Another Victim

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Second Life Claims Another Victim

Several times over the past six months I've taken the opportunity to make fun of Second Life, mainly for the fact that the first several times I tried it I kept losing my money accidentally to strippers. While the sex is still there...my god is the sex still there *shudders*...I tried out the life sim sensation one last time, and discovered that Second Life isn't just a den of temptation and debauchery. Second Life has the power to make us into what we fear the most.

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That's me, on the left. In my defense, I have a really kickass jet pack. Really. It makes whooshing noises.

The difference this time around was having a guide. Rather than floundering around, trying to figure out how to make my hair not look like Donald Trump...not just his hair, but his entire body...I was shown a wig shop where I can find trendy hair that all seems to look like McWhertor's for some reason. And the costumes...anything from Gundam to Megaman to Sonic the Hedgehog. While I may have chosen a breakdancing robot furry to represent all that is Fahey in the world (amazingly accurate), I could literally be anyone at any time.

I'm going to be poking around the world for a bit, seeing what I can find that might interest the sort of intelligent, considerate, not making fun of Fahey for being a robot furry kind of readership we attract here. If you play, poke me on Caliban Karas, robot furry extraordinaire. Not literally poke me of course, though I can point you towards an excellent source for free detachable penises.

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