I'd love to see the burly SEGA CHAN take on Nintendo's diminutive ROB in a grudge match. ROB's non-existent graspers wouldn't stand a chance against the tiny paws of the might SEGA CHAN, never mind that the monstorous SC weighs in at 419 pounds. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

Our New Robot Best Friend [UKR, you's the man... men... people]