Samsung has unleashed the Galaxy S4, the latest iteration of the iPhone-challenging Android smartphone. I'll let our friends at Gizmodo handle the review, while we tackle the more important issues, such as what happens when you shoot it with a high-powered sniper rifle.

RatedRR's shooting videos are a guilty pleasure of mine. They've shot a Wii U control pad. They've fired Crysis 3-style explosive arrows at watermelons. The recent Peeps episode was inspirational.

And now, every time I feel that twinge of want that comes when a shiny new mobile device comes out, I can watch this one die, and everything is all right.