sadism: n. 3. Extreme cruelty.

That cone hat question sure was tricky and, boy, did it piss off a lot of folks. A thousand or more of 'em! And I've never seen that many people angry about a cone hat. But what some forget is that we're not giving away any ol' store bought PS3 here. Oh no. We're giving away a ONE-OF-A KIND, laser etched PS3. Games, too! Autographed ones. Can you imagine a contest in which most of the people who entered got the answers right? What kind of contest is that? An easy one. This contest was not easy. It was hard. So to make things fair for those who got it right, we like to keep the odds low.

And then to torture those people who've made it this far, we putting their fate in the hands of a three year old. Look! There he is, trying to pull out the winner. Don't worry, he can't read. But just to keep things fair, we folded all the post-its, sticking them together. Ya know, just in case he can read, and he's been lying all this time.

Hit the jump for the name of the lucky reader who actually reader who won this sadistic contest.

David C., come on down! Please come and collect your bounty. The other 160-odd contestants hate him. Everyone else, hate me! Brian Ashcraft