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			<title><![CDATA[Uwe Boll A Bit Upset About Postal]]></title>
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				You have to feel a bit bad for Uwe Boll at this point. Granted he's made some terrible movies, but he didn't deserve to have his big Postal movie that he was all excited about <a href="http://kotaku.com/391105/postal-opening-on-four-screens-yes-four">limited to only four movie screens</a> across the entire country. On the movie's official website, Boll takes a moment to vent about websites that are claiming this setback as a triumph against him. <blockquote>To all of you writing now about me and the fact that POSTAL is not getting screens.its okay ..its fun kicking a guy nonstop who is on the ground you are all not getting it that i'm the guy who made it against the big hollywood system and you are all only busy to destroy me and finish me up and then you YOU WON WHAT ? the attention of the studios, michael bay .. ????? if you damage me you feel closer to Hollywood ? what is your game plan?</blockquote>Back when I was 7 my mother threw this big birthday party for me, and the only person who showed up was a little kid who was crying because he had a soccer game and left five minutes after showing up. I imagine this feels a bit like that for Uwe. Granted I can cite bad marketing in my case (I never handed out invitations), but still. 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/391687/uwe-boll-a-bit-upset-about-postal" title="Click here to read more about Uwe Boll A Bit Upset About Postal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 May 2008 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 So I ran into a bit of a snag with my PlayStation 3 <a href="http://kotaku.com/386815/blockbuster-not-the-best-game-store-so-far">last week</a> when I went to pick up Iron Man only to discover my system would not play Blu-ray games or movies any longer. PlayStation 2 games and DVDs run just fine, but Blu-ray just poops out without even trying to read the disc. I had put off calling support in the same way I generally put off calling the doctor, hoping that whatever is wrong will just fix itself (Mike, your arm's fallen off - It'll get better!), but after wistfully browsing the Blu-ray movie aisle at a local retail establishment it was time to make the call. 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/389227/my-playstation-25" title="Click here to read more about My PlayStation 2.5">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 May 2008 21:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sony: PSP Portable Copy Not Coming with 2.2]]></title>
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				<a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/03/bdtransfer.jpg"></a> Turns out it's a good thing I was so dubious.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/371533/sony-psp-portable-copy-not-coming-with-22" title="Click here to read more about Sony: PSP Portable Copy Not Coming with 2.2">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:27:50 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Levine's Replies to BioShock Widescreen Cropping]]></title>
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				 Widescreen owners, you are missing out hot <i>BioShock</i> SLEEVE action. While the game shows the full picture in standard 4:3 ratio, it crops the top and bottom slightly in widescreen. Fuckles! I knew something was missing in that <i>BioShock</i> demo (A sleeve!). This apparently affects both PC and Xbox 360 versions and has annoyed some players, while others don't mind. <i>BioShock</i> Creative Director Ken Levine has made an official reply over at the 2K Forums, writing:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/292071/levines-replies-to-bioshock-widescreen-cropping" title="Click here to read more about Levine's Replies to BioShock Widescreen Cropping">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:00:07 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Sure, it's spring. Light jackets, cotton pants and striped sweaters. But for Sega, it's early summer. Time to unveil its totally rad, new game-inspired shirts...				<a href="http://kotaku.com/251698/more-love-and-berry-clothes-from-sega" title="Click here to read more about More Love and Berry Clothes From Sega">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:00:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Is this how the Sega console business *finally* ends? Not with a bang, but a whimper? Guess so! While Sega pulled the plug on console production back in 2001 (DC, R.I.P.), games continued to appear on the Dreamcast. Earlier this year saw not one, but two new DC releases in Japan. Sadly, Sega also stopped producing the official format for that game machine earlier this year. That means the only option to get games now is through the homebrew/underground scene.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/248764/sega-finally-disowns-dreamcast-saturn" title="Click here to read more about Sega Finally Disowns Dreamcast, Saturn">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:00:06 EDT]]></pubDate>
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