No, you are not looking at DS: Grope Training. That's Kazoku Minna de Nippon Shiatsushi Kai Kanshuu Rakuraku Shiatsu Nabi — yes, a shiatsu trainer! Neat part: Input symptoms, and the game recommends pressure points to cure all. There are short clips demonstrating massage technique as well. Think of it as a pick-up-and-play for people with bad backs and bum knees. Game's out this August. Brian Ashcraft

Massage Game [Famitsu]