In a shocking announcement that has resulted Wagner James Au sobbing and headbutting his crotch, Republik Games have announced that they are canceling their eagerly anticipated MMOG, Spend the Night.

In Spend the Night, players would have congregated virtual social lounges, desperately trying to catch the attention of some polygonal babe. Once a babe was procured, the couple would gravitate to a private room, where they would fool around until — at the highest moment of passion — the girl would whisper in her lover's ear, "LOLZ! I'M A D00D, U FAG."

Alas, Babylon. Republik just couldn't get the money together to make Spend the Night a reality.

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