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			<title><![CDATA[Bungie Promises Teabagging Support for Halo: Reach]]></title>
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				In its current alpha state, the camera for <em>Halo: Reach</em> immediately flies back to the deceased's respawn location, rather than lingering while his victorious assailant squats over his face. A bug fix has been submitted.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5488739/bungie-promises-teabagging-support-for-halo-reach" title="Click here to read more about Bungie Promises Teabagging Support for Halo: Reach">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pwned.Com Responds to Pwnage Trademark Filing]]></title>
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				<a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/03/new_pwned_logo.jpg"></a> Oh the <a href="http://kotaku.com/363482/futuremark-responds-to-pwnage-trademark-ire">Pwnage drama</a> just won't stop.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/365493/pwnedcom-responds-to-pwnage-trademark-filing" title="Click here to read more about Pwned.Com Responds to Pwnage Trademark Filing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:00:50 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Crecente]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[FutureMark Responds to Pwnage Trademark Ire]]></title>
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				<a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/03/noobpwn.JPG"></a> In what can only be described as the lamest excuse ever, Jukka Mäkinen, Executive Producer, Futuremark Games Studio, has responded to the ire raised when word floated to the surface that his company had decided to file a <a href="http://kotaku.com/362753/pwnage-tm">trademark for "Pwnage</a>."				<a href="http://kotaku.com/363482/futuremark-responds-to-pwnage-trademark-ire" title="Click here to read more about FutureMark Responds to Pwnage Trademark Ire">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:00:51 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/03/pwned.jpg"></a> In the latest salvo in the let's-claim-credit-for-a-commonly-used-term-that-we-didn't-even-create War(TM), Finnish software company Futuremark Games Studio filed papers on February 26, 2008 to protect the trademark "Pwnage" in relation to:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/362753/pwnage-tm" title="Click here to read more about pwnage (TM)?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Drew Crecente]]></dc:creator>
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				<a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/10/mapcap.JPG"></a>As predicted, we lost the first ever Kotaku versus Gizmodo Halo 3 challenge last night, 4 to 2.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/313017/halo-3-kotaku-vs-gizmodo-smackdown-report" title="Click here to read more about Halo 3 Kotaku Vs. Gizmodo Smackdown Report">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:03:41 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Pwn Tutor]]></title>
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      For duffers, there's the golf pro. Tennis players, of course, have the tennis pro. But gamers? Tom "Tsquared" Taylor has you covered. The 18 year-old Major League Gamer created <a href="http://gaming-lessons.com/">Gaming-Lessons</a>, a site that offers lessons in <i>Halo 2</i> and <i>Super Smash Bros. Melee</i> pwnage. Tsquared claims that over 1,000 lessons have been given so far, which range from 15 minute to hour long one-on-one tutorials. Game blog GameSetWatch interviewed Tsquared, who had this to say:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/195062/the-pwn-tutor" title="Click here to read more about The Pwn Tutor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Aug 2006 00:22:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[What it's Like to Play Fatal1ty]]></title>
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				A writer over on Bona Fide Reviews walks readers through the dangers of making idle claims when you are about to take Fatal1ty head-on in a little <cite>Quake 4</cite>. John was the first guy picked in a raffle to play against the gamer at CES. Unfortunately, John made the mistake of saying that Fatal1ty wouldn
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 Jan 2006 17:00:52 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Crecente]]></dc:creator>
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				<a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/pawnagezone.jpg"></a>If only... Sigh.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/140023/pwnage-zone" title="Click here to read more about Pwnage Zone">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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