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			<title><![CDATA[Postal Movie Out On DVD - Everybody Hide]]></title>
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				 Uwe Boll's epic masterpiece Postal has now been released on the unsuspecting DVD purchasing public, complete with a Uwe commentary, deleted scenes, special features, and a copy of Postal 2 for the PC. The news is so unexciting that even bombastic Running With Scissors boss Vince Desi can barely muster a crude joke about it.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5041852/postal-movie-out-on-dvd-+-everybody-hide" title="Click here to read more about Postal Movie Out On DVD - Everybody Hide">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://www.movieset.com/postal#"> </a>I'm not sure if I pity Verne Troyer or envy him. Here is a tiny little man who makes a living being a smaller, more abrasive version of other people.  People dress him up as say, Indiana Jones, and then film him saying things like, "This is a message for Indiana Jones. I'll fuck you up!" in his little tiny voice. It's all part of a contest over at the Postal movie's MovieSet web page, which plays up the <a href="http://kotaku.com/366310/uwe-boll-+-we-will-destroy-indiana-jones">"hopelessly outclassed" </a>marketing angle Uwe Boll's people have cooked up. After watching the clip you are challenged to guess what's in Verne's sack for a chance to win the contents, but I don't think any of us really want to know what Verne is carrying around in his sack. Best just to hit the link, view the clip, and leave such questions unpondered. 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/369611/verne-troyer-calls-out-indiana-jones" title="Click here to read more about Verne Troyer Calls Out Indiana Jones">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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"I was laughing, and I was like 'Wow, I'm laughing."				<a href="http://kotaku.com/359076/postal-the-movie-to-take-on-indiana-jones" title="Click here to read more about Postal the Movie To Take on Indiana Jones?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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