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			<title><![CDATA[Postal III Will Be Homicidal for Christmas]]></title>
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				Do not fret, <em>Postal</em> guy fan! The third entry in the PC game series so over-the-top offensive that everyone pretty much forgot about will be ready in time for wrapping paper. Who's excited? Show of hands!				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5866674/postal-iii-will-be-homicidal-for-christmas" title="Click here to read more about Postal III Will Be Homicidal for Christmas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A White Trash Hero on the Quest for Happiness]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 714781 --><!-- /videoId: 714781 --> That's right, it's <em>Postal III</em>! The third entry in the <em>Postal</em> series features cameos from Ron Jeremy, Uwe Boll, Playmate Jennifer Walcott, and the cowboy from the Village People. It also features face-humping monkeys.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5809329/a-white-trash-hero-on-the-quest-for-happiness" title="Click here to read more about A White Trash Hero on the Quest for Happiness">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 07 Jun 2011 03:08:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nothing Says I Love You Like A Stuffed Scrotum?]]></title>
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				 Who needs an actual game to generate buzz? Certainly not Postal developers Running With Scissors, celebrating Valentine's Day with an adorable plush scrotum named Krotchy.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5469855/nothing-says-i-love-you-like-a-stuffed-scrotum" title="Click here to read more about Nothing Says I Love You Like A Stuffed Scrotum?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Feb 2010 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Postal III Big Hit At Random Tucson Comic Convention]]></title>
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				 The first annual Tuscon Comic Con too place this past Saturday in Tucson, Arizona, and Postal developer Running With Scissors was there as the only, and perhaps last video game company represented at the show. Confused fans were given a preview of the upcoming Postal III, and while their 'lovable' mascot Krotchy was banned they still let studio head Vince Desi attend. Go figure.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5085995/postal-iii-big-hit-at-random-tucson-comic-convention" title="Click here to read more about Postal III Big Hit At Random Tucson Comic Convention">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<i>Postal III</i> ups the <i>Postal</i> bar. And that's not easy! Sure, the upcoming third-person <i>Postal</i> title features franchise standards like setting people on fire and shooting the crap outta everything. <i>Postal III</i> offers new weapons like the Badger Saw. (Instead of simply carrying around a chainsaw, the Postal Dude packs a large badger, which he uses to shred people to bits.) </br>				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5026509/jizz-mopping-through-the-dildo-wonderland" title="Click here to read more about Jizz Mopping Through The Dildo Wonderland">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Randy "The Cowboy Guy In The Village People" Jones will be appearing in the upcoming shooter Postal III, Running With Scissors announced today.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5023721/village-person-gets-postal-iii-appearance" title="Click here to read more about Village Person Gets Postal III Appearance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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