To: Brian Ashcraft
From: Brian Crecente
Subject: Catch!!

Alright, site is stable, nothing broken, stories are humming along. I expect to see everything in it's place when I get back tomorrow morning.

Today in a nutshell:
Jack bulletproof, but still a tool
Second Life numbers inflated, but still damn sexy
Pointing Fish like CGI boobs, but who doesn't

Turns out that whole "Konami is going to post earth shattering news on Monday" was a mix-up. I talked to a couple of my peeps over there and they say they were talking about the stuff they announced on Friday. Whoops, good thing we didn't post it.

Oh, about that whole Night Editor promotion item. I was going to do it, but McWhertor said he had "plenty of pictures of you" so I thought it was best if he did. Why is it you guys always share a room when we travel?

I'm hoping to finish off my whole Whores of Warcraft story... make that Whorecraft story today or tomorrow. I think I'm putting it off because I like telling people that I'm working on a story about women dressed as elves having sex. I even told my boss at the Rocky... I almost said something during a staff meeting... maybe I should finish it before I get fired, or sued, or sued and fired.

Hey, do you think the fact I put sexy, sexy, sexy in the headline got people to read this?