Nobody asked for this. Nobody.


As noted by Redditor joes_nipples, Mountain Dew was apparently doing a taste test at Kent State University in Ohio for, I guess, possible drinks. Among the flavors, that included Lemon Ginger and Mango Habanero, it seems, was "Mountain Dew Dewitos."

According to joes_nipples, the liquid Doritos drink tasted "like if you shoved a handful of Doritos in your mouth and chugged some Dew at the same time."


That sounds horrid!

"It honestly wasn't that disgusting," wrote joes_nipples on Reddit. "It tasted like orange with a doritos aftertaste. It tasted like straight doritos afterwards though. Weirdest thing I've ever drunk."

But come on. This cannot be real. Even though Frito Lay is a Pepsi Co subsidiary and even though Pepsi Co owns Mountain Dew, this is too insane. Utter madness!


Back in late October, this photo appeared, apparently also taken at Ohio University:

[Photo: OhioUSnap]


God help us all.

They were giving samples of actually tasted like Doritos [joes_nipples@Reddit]

Top photo: joes_nipples


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