Holy crap, I love Destructoid. They are in my prayers every night.

Do you want our respect? Do you want to start sounding like you're not some out of touch geezer who barely understands what a video game is? Let's hear you talk about an Atari game who's objective was to rape an indian woman in bondage [Custer's Revenge]. Or a Windows 98 game that had actual actors stage savage murders and marital rape [Phantasmagoria]. There are a ton of good choices. But ENOUGH with GTA. Or you can make pretend that gamers still give a shit about Hot Coffee, and we will continue glazing over your tired meanderings with a dead mule of a subject.

This is the closing argument from a post in which Destructoid schools congressmen, hysterics, Jack Thompson and your mom: Grand Theft Auto is not the end-all, be-all of horrifying video games. There are much, much worse. And we're not talking about Avoid the Noid.

Head over to Destructoid for a choice smattering of gameplay vids and screenshots from the most offensive games we can muster. And please, dear readers, do comment here and weigh in on your own bids for worst of the worst, nastiest of the nasty. Eliza gauger

Video game violence lesson for congressmen [DESTRUCTOID!]