zibby commented on Cyclones No More

"Damned glad I enjoyed it while it was there - although that House of Horrors or whatever did reek of piss and Kents."

zibby commented on This Dollar Store Taunts You With The Past

"@balthisar: Hell yeah, we had a Ben Franklin in my town; they taught me a valuable lesson."

zibby commented on Race! Sex! Politics! Six Things Americans Are So "Post-" Already

"I hate to be pedantic, but that bikini bottom should be stripes, not stars."

zibby commented on Michael Kors's Paltry Project Runway Gains

"Hey, maybe his sales were so strong before the show that there was limited room for growth."

zibby commented on Banksy Does New Orleans

"I pissed on a Banksy once."

zibby commented on Anne Hathaway's Trembling Feelings For Barack Obama

"Yup, if anything is gonna sink this it just might be celebutards who can't shut up."

zibby commented on Stop & Shop is getting a makeover.

"I hate to think what they paid somebody to come up with that abortion of a logo."

zibby commented on Hooray! Newegg Stops Collecting New York Sales Tax

"Now look...I know Albany is a mess, but we've got this new guy Spitzer as governor."

zibby commented on Things We Actually Like

"Fairnoff/Fosnoff vodka distilled and bottled in Lewiston, Maine."

zibby commented on Awful Products Threaten Comeback

"I want me some Aspen soda."

zibby commented on Thieves Snatch Almost $20,000 Worth Of Fuel From Gas Station

"In my zit-faced gas pumping phase, we used to check fuel levels by sticking a 12-foot long "yardstick" in the tanks every day; this would have been noticed in a day, two days tops."

zibby commented on Best Buy De-Hoses Washers To Save Money?

"I've got it on good authority that this is a trial balloon of sorts; if it flies, they're just going to start selling the blueprints of the washer for $700.00 and you'll need to buy all the components seperately and assemble them yourself."

zibby commented on Hating Michael Phelps

"I may not have the high standards of an Amanda Beard, but I wouldn't go near Amanda Beard."

zibby commented on This $8 Nectarine Dessert At Zuni Cafe Is A Little Disappointing

"I want that thing in a hatfull of perfume for $8."

zibby commented on Arm & Hammer Baking Soda Now Deodorizes For 30 Days Instead Of 3 Months

"I've had a box in the fridge so long you could probably eat it as a meal."

zibby commented on Ohio Payday Lenders Lie, Bribe The Homeless In Attempt To Overturn Usury Limits

"These poor people have nothing to lose and money for Thunderbird to gain."

zibby commented on Blog War in Georgia, or Commenter Trend Piece Again?

"Yeah, I noticed this on CNN.com the other night - every other comment on a related story was like, "Russia have balls back now, have put beating on womanly Georgia so she will not be whore to America." Cute."

zibby commented on This morning, while we should

"Ugh."