xiphos commented on If The Cliffster Had A Nickel Everytime He Was Called A "Fag"...

"@lionkitten: Waaaahh..."

xiphos commented on Judge Says Jack Thompson Guilty Of Misconduct During GTA, Bully Trials

"@Raften: In other news, the world is flat, the moon is made out of cheese, and Scientology is the only true religion."

xiphos commented on Steam's Latest Hardware Survey Results Are In

"@BaseVilliN: Geforce 6800, AMD Athlon 1.6GHz, 1GB RAM..."

xiphos commented on This Hands-Free Super Mario World Level Plays Sweet, Sweet Music

"I couldn't tell you a single song from that video."

xiphos commented on Next Week's Rock Band DLC Makes The Scene

"Wow, now they're adding "gay" to the game."

xiphos commented on Team Fortress 2 Goes Gold Rush

"OMFG!!"

xiphos commented on EA Kills EA Land, The Sims Online

"The game was utterly lame and unplayable. I just feel sorry for those poor saps that played it for so long to owb land and homes."

xiphos commented on What I Look Like When I Use The Computer

"@Jcnet: I don't know, but I could go for some right now"

xiphos commented on Sign Up For The Quake Live Beta

"@Fyren: Doom came out when I was 15."

xiphos commented on Ikarium Is Like Civ, But Free

"This game was fun until the recent patch they applied."

xiphos commented on Raise Your Own Bimbo

"Sounds like this game was based off the awesome life of Paris Hilton."

xiphos commented on InstantAction Enters Open Beta

"I've been playing on the site now for a while."

xiphos commented on Children See Nude Pics on Xbox Live

"@kw4k: Wii + Internet Browser + Youporn = WIN! It's the best 500 Wii Points I've ever spent :D"

xiphos commented on Sega Asks, "Do You Still Own A Dreamcast?"

"Holy Cheese & Crackers!"

xiphos commented on Gary Gygax's Video Gaming Legacy

"@Erwin: Oh I think I've paid him back in full, since I've purchased almost every damn AD&D 2nd Edition Book when I was a wee lad."

xiphos commented on Super Turrican Is Lonely

"I remember asking for this game for xmas when I was kid, and instead getting Universal Soldier for the Genesis..."

xiphos commented on Mario Kart Wii Doesn't Even Have Proper Text Chat

"Gotta protect our children I suppose."

xiphos commented on D&D Insider Is Real D&D, Only On Your PC

"Eh I'd be happy with just a simple Windows Application that rolled characters, and custom NPCS/Monsters. Now what would make this product rock, if it was backwards compatible with all previous versions of the D&D/AD&D Core Rules (ie: AD&D 2nd Edition). I haven't played in years though."