Who gives a shit, seriously.
Man alive.
@Trygle12 is FREE!... and waiting for Disgaea 2:

I didn't think anyone bought them ... why would you do that!?

@TheCleaningGuy:
I got pie, but I'm not a pirate.
@MCWHAMMER:
I didn't like that one so much myself ...
I've seen a few more just 'around' on the internet that I'm surprised weren't in with that bunch - one in particular, another 'realistic' interpretation of Mario that was just really creepy, but impressive all at once.

And lest we forget:
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@Hey_Blinkon:

You wonder if he looks like that because of all the rejection, of if all the rejection comes from looking like that.

@Marios_shadow:

You make a fine point!
It's pretty fun to come up with 80s action hero names.

Magnus Blaze
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@Fernando Jorge:

I see what you mean as far as the concept art for the enemies go, but beyond that it's still feeling all hard-boiled/noir for me. Though the Art Deco touches to the city do add an extra something.

That's odd, I was thinking about this kinda thing the other day ... well, more how the naming of most game characters hasn't progressed beyond the 80s action movie type.
@antspai01:

It's a very good reason to run ... but they would have given up exhausted after a few metres for sure!

@Ur-Lord-Crypy:

Now there's some fine sarcasm.
I ... hope.

You moroon!

@UsernameOfTheDead:

You can probably stop running now, these guys are from Newcastle after all.

@Fernando Jorge:

It does? Might have to explain that one to me ... seems more like they're going for a hard-boiled detective vibe.

No thanks ... (copy and paste into every story about video game shoes) ... although they're not bad compared to the usual choices, at least the colours go together.

The only Nikes I've ever seen and thought 'mm they're quite nice' since I was a kid are the Killshot Vintage ones.

Can't they come up with another four-letter word that's got a vague connection to racing for the title?
@sereal:
How would that work?
You get what I'm saying, right?
I like it when Crecente tells people off. It feels like when your dad told off your brother / sister but not you.

Tee hee. You guys got in big trouble.

I am an angel, observe my cherubesque innocence.

@Đipic:

Hah, no, just the first example that came into my head. Well hey, if you ever bought Mario Kart Wii I think you might be in luck! Accidental cross-party co-operation.

I just meant that if the tech is as good as they say it is, there's no need for an expensive wand-style controller all electronic and wireless to track motion when you could just grab a banana for the same effect or ... well ... heaven forbid. Poor Milo.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy:

Well if the camera tech is that good, in theory you should be able to grab anything of a suitable shape to use as controller ... like a plate for a steering wheel or something.

@(Zombie) Goldwings:

It means it uses up some of the PS3s computing power to calculate everything, so that games using the controllers might not have access to the console's full power for graphics etc.

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