Just the #tips. Come on, I just wanna see how it feels.
I'd put her at +130 against Jan Finney.
You, sil, all going to Herr.
Aroused by the consensual aortic clickenings between yon nubile commentors, I have clicked upon thy ventricles to entice thee into a clickage a trois.
#inyourendo
#inyourendo
Signed! I would kill for this to go through, there's a metric ton of cars that I'd absolutely love to be available here, and it's a damn silly law. 25 years? Really? Fail, America. Gimme some Aussie V-8 sedans, please.
+1 angry inch.
I want that so bad my dick is hard.
UNF. Want. Yesplz.
Not even that interior can ruin this car's raw sex.
Not even that interior can ruin this car's raw sex.
Jesus fuck, no.
...I mean, just... no.
There's one zero too many on that price.
...I mean, just... no.
There's one zero too many on that price.
Healtcrick.
Mercury Grand Marquis. Always driven by some decrepit old fuck and his equally undead wife, always doing 15 below the speed limit, ALWAYS cutting you off, always taking all goddamn year to go at every goddamn stop sign, and Flying Spaghetti Monster forbid you try to pass them or suddenly the ghost of Dale Fucking Earnhardt possesses them and they try run you off the fucking road. And then resume driving. So. Fucking. Slowly.
Hm. That looks... not awful?
Between this and the Goddamn Hyundai Veloster, I suspect I'll be 30 before any of my car-boners make it to market.
The Nova: too fucking cool for doors.
@ClaudioIphigenia: HEIL GRAMMAR
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Best I've seen to this day: Black 350Z in Newburgh, NY: VAG KING.
@atrus123: You want cosmic marvel. Start with Annihilation. Move on to Nova, which leads into Annihilation: Conquest. That is followed up by more Nova and Guardians of the Galaxy, which are ongoing through the rest of this. This leads into War of Kings. After War of Kings (and more Nova and GotG, including my particular favorite GotG story arc, "Adam Magus") you have the Thanos Imperative. This all spans about five years of excellent, consistent writing and frequently epic art. Awesome shit includes a talking raccoon, a telepathic Soviet golden retriever, an invasion from a Lovecraftian parallel universe, and a war between the avatars of life and death spanning multiple universes.
@zerofritz: FIN FANG FOOM! Mommy was a dirty slut-lizard who did naughty things with suggestively shaped piles of nuclear waste, and nine months later...
FIN FANG FOOM! Has been burning with the desire to mate since 1965!
FIN FANG FOOM! Has absolutely no genitals whatsoever!
FIN FANG FOOM! Oh, you cannot imagine how angry he is.
FIN FANG FOOM! Has been burning with the desire to mate since 1965!
FIN FANG FOOM! Has absolutely no genitals whatsoever!
FIN FANG FOOM! Oh, you cannot imagine how angry he is.
There's two different MODOKs. The one that just got redesigned is Mechanical Organism Designed only for Killing. The one in the game, however, is Mechanical Organism Designed Only for Kindness. His super move is to cook you dinner and buy you concert tickets to your favorite band.