it's ok, just go buy a real guitar for half the price and make real music!

lol /humanitywins

@TJordan0331: lol... hahha... best game you have ever played...

where have you been? Guantanamo Bay?

@WhoreofSpamylon: omfg, best name ever =)

the children of the internet have adapted the bible to the techno-age =)

ahha omfg hahaha yea!

@TheCleaningGuy:

halo becomes very hardcore if you play on legendary.

blindfolded.

while having violent sex...

you can make any game hardcore, simply be altering the way you play it =)

'the lesser types'

awesome =) gamer pride, bitches!

lol... you found a kitten in your ps3? awwww cute =)
that's a classy figure... it's too bad the cannon is green instead of silver.

someone must have been drunk when choosing the colorscheme...

or blind.

@MrPerson: it's definitely racism against normal trucks, that's for sure.
cool... apparently the lead platform is the 360...

i sure regret buying a pc. crysis runs horridly, all the really great games are coming to consoles as exclusives.

I could go on, but it's depressing me.

this will probably be the last gaming pc i ever buy. =(

fuck you to hell nvidia! ;)

@Baff: lol cod4 online =) 20 hours straight :)

was about to go to bed when i checked my mailbox and found the game =)

@jmontilla2786: Not sure that north Korea would be so kind to tech addicts...

or if a nation so starved of electricity could procuce tech addicts, for that matter.

i'll wager it's south korea... but who knows, I suck at geology.

hahaha =)

omfg hahaha.... hahaha.

Reminds me of my own birthday parties....

"Does it work? Maybe!"

maybe if we starve them, they'll stop eating.

face it. internets are now a biological imperative for humanity.

lol ahahah. lol @ fat chinese kid ;)

ahhahaha.... china is a horrifying place!

they farm our gold, they sweat in our sweatshops!

@PJ Frost: sentient...

so does that include cows?

the the billions of cows we raise and slaughter every year deserve *freedom? =)

too bad they didn't find a pair of bewbs in the game...

now that would be a ravishing discovery!

@Marlor: i often adorn my gameplay bliss ;)
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