<![CDATA[Comments from thereturnoftheufo]]> <![CDATA[Comments from thereturnoftheufo]]> <![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Does Super Smash Bros. Brawl Actually Deliver?]]> @kftgr: Because Bashcraft's online experience was screwed up in the first few hours of release, despite the dozens of people on the internet claiming it works fine and the many recorded youtube videos, the online sucks, right?

Idiots.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Does Super Smash Bros. Brawl Actually Deliver?]]> Uhhh I'm a hardcore fan and I'm disappointed.

Have you seen the clone-whored roster?

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on What's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online Like? Eh...]]> @Brian Ashcraft: What? I'm not sure what you mean. If you're talking about the tips email address for Kotaku, I didn't think it worked or was used considering anytime I sent something no one ever replied or showed any sign of well...life.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl In The House]]> @Volcan: It's not that I'm pondering not getting the game because I don't like it, I love it.

I just don't support the roster so I'm not sure if I should support Sakurai with $50 saying "good job". When he didn't.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on What's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online Like? Eh...]]> Brawl's online mode is more robust with friends...which is where it matters anyway, so I'm good.

Although, voice chat is sadly missing. WHY!?!?!?

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Have a Penis? Play Halo 3? You are Child Man]]> @Maniclysane: LOL so true.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on What's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online Like? Eh...]]> By the way guys! Here are the ending videos to the SSE if you want to see them. I saw them, pretty freaking EPIC. Sakurai did a good job on his first serious story for Smash.

First part:
[youtube.com]
Second part:
[youtube.com]

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on What's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online Like? Eh...]]> @Luziphir: That better be sarcasm.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on What's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online Like? Eh...]]> @foxuser17: Right. I hate Nintendo. So I bought a DS, a DS Lite, a Wii, a GameCube, a GameBoy Color, a GameBoy Advance, a GameBoy Advance SP, a Nintendo 64, most of these at launch, I'm posting in an SSBB blog, and have Smash Bros. Brawl pre-ordered.

You know Nintendo's stupid as hell but I love them.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on What's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online Like? Eh...]]> @Callidux: Do you know how scared to death Sakurai sounds when he announces a delay? LOL

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on What's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online Like? Eh...]]> @Luziphir: Kind of like how Sakurai put effort into designing his clones?

Oh I'm good.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on What's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online Like? Eh...]]> @Brian Ashcraft: Well, considering the fact that they have bugs on some CDs, and they weren't able to manufacture enough copies, and the fact that a certain robot is in the game roster, something tells me they rushed this game out as fast as they could to prevent a mauling by their angry fans.

That and "Nintendo" and "online" don't go well together. This is Nintendo's first time doing something like this, and considering they're convinced their consumers are old and only want casual gaming baby-food spoonfed to them, they're probably surprised at the number of people logging on to play this. Lol.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on What's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online Like? Eh...]]> I think it's your connection that's screwed up.

One word. YouTube. Brawl online matches. Many of them are up. Lurk moar.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on GDC's A Coming]]> I'm looking forward to Sakurai's speech at GDC about Brawl.
He better beg forgiveness for teh clones.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Here's The Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online Menu]]> I heard the Japanese version has an English text option. Can you confirm this for me please?

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl In The House]]> Considering the unlockable roster is nothing but Melee clones, Landmaster, and a robot, I'm pondering about whether or not to keep my pre-order.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> Sorry, whether you believe it or not, Sakurai screwed up big time on the clones and roster, and ignored some important characters. He didn't even ASK Capcom for Megaman. Tis sad.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> @Legion329: I wouldn't mind the roster, had the clones actually been dealt with. They weren't. In 2+ years. In. Ex. Cus. Able.

Wolf is Landmaster happy.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> @Shiryu: What the hell is up with only one F-Zero and Metroid rep in Brawl?

No Dark Samus? No Black Shadow? No Sylux or Weavel or Samurai Goroh?

Sucks.

Sakurai, fix my Brawl.

You clone-whore it, you put in a robot no one wanted, and you ignore Krystal, King K. Rool, Midna, Geno, Megaman, etc.

Tis a sad day.

*runs to King Dedede for comfort*

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Saw Coming To Consoles (Please No, NOOOOO!)]]> Shit, more FOX News fodder....

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> You guys obviously haven't seen ROB in gameplay. He sucks.

Wolf is just another furry clone. He even uses the same final smash as Fox and Falco, when he never even USED a Landmaster in his games.

Also, if Peach could fight so well, she'd never get kidnapped. The stupid dainty princess couldn't fight a cold.

Sakurai MADE her into a true fighter.

If you actually lurked the internet, you'd know plenty of people easily designed and envisioned a functional Animal Crosser for Brawl.

We should have seen it coming though. In the 2+ years Sakurai had to make this game, he fanserviced by adding fun characters like Toon Link, but not making them original whatsoever, and borrowing clones from Melee.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> @Mit: Anger? Explain ROB.
Animal Crosser showed anger a LOT if you actually played the game. Ever seen his "I've been stung by a bee" face or "YOU JUST PISS ME OFF" face? Ever seen him upset?

I can totally see AC being thrown against the TV screen with that cringing look on his face XD

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> @BPM5: Turnips? Yeah. Real fighter. She's not the fighting type. Nor is ROB. Yet Animal Crosser can't make it in?

I can easily see him grinning as he skips across the stage using his weapons at disposal. Hell even Olimar doesn't attack directly, nor Pokemon Trainer. But they can't make AC work?

ROB was a DRIVER, not a fighter. Game & Watch was a fun and interesting addition. I've seen ROB in action and he looks very slow and clumsy, and hell, he's not even a video game character (just an NES gimmick). Unless you count ROB64 who's different.

Lucario's UP+B was shown.

@Masterage: It's a big deal when this might be the last Smash game ever, and so many people wanted Geno or Megaman and others.

Hell, look at this Japanese popularity list.

[vote3.ziyu.net]

1. Geno
2. King Dedede
3. Ike
4. Sonic
5. Lucario
6. Metaknight
7. Olimar
8. Wolf
9. Ness
etc....

I mean seriously....this is sad. Sakurai completely discarded Geno!! lol.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> @ZeroTheFool: One word.
Stickers.

"Animal Crosser", as you put him, wouldn't be a good character anyways. Get over him, he doesn't need to be fighting."

Sorry. Zipping around a stage with a silly grin, whacking people with shovels and axes is beyond awesome.

Peach wasn't meant to fight.
Nor was a video game console apparatus named ROB.

@NeoAkira:

I expected that if they were going to keep Mewtwo, they would improve him, and add Lucario as a completely different handling character. Fast and quick like Sonic perhaps. Hoping Lucario and Mewtwo would be two different characters, rather than lose Mewtwo and reincarnate him as Lucario.

As far as Ness/Lucas Marth/Ike, I wouldn't mind both of them being in, if it wasn't for the fact that they're too similar. Hell, Ness and Lucas have the SAME Final Smash. In 2+ years, Sakurai couldn't differentiate them a bit?

My point was, if you're going to have two similar characters in the game, why can't you make them completely different in the way they play/have moves?

And if you're going to add a character with lots of potential like Lucario, don't make him mimic Mewtwo.

I might have jumbled my thoughts a bit.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> @Sinnbox: *Final Smash...not Smash Attack.

And yes it is.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> @Mit: Have you seen any video of him?

His attacks and speed are nearly identical. His Up B is similar to teleport except it's physical and he dashes. He's nearly identical to Mewtwo, except in looks. Same for Toon Link and Link.

Also, want to know disappointment?

The stupidity of Sakurai.

- Instead of refreshing characters with new entities, like replacing Ness with Lucas, Marth with Ike, he puts in both and makes them too similar.

- He says Animal Crosser wouldn't fit because he's not a "fighter", but he puts in a stupid robot. He made Peach into a fighter, why not Animal Crosser?

- Instead of fixing the clones, with the past 2+ years he's had to develop this game, when Melee had much less time, he leaves them as is, and just adds gimmicks to the game, rather than worrying about the most important aspect of the game: the characters.

- Instead of keeping Mewtwo and improving him, and adding Lucario, they take out Mewtwo, and clone him into Lucario. Thanks. Another useless clone.

- Instead of adding Krystal, a unique Starfox representative, he puts in Wolf, another cloney furry with a gun. Thanks.

- Falco's FS is almost the same as Fox's. In 2+ years you couldn't think of something better?

- Jigglypuff's FS has nothing to do with something she's known for, like singing and drawing on people's faces angrily. Instead, she clones Gigabowser. Great.

- Clones are still vaguely the same.

- Toon Link, who had so much potential, is a Young Link reincarnation. Instead of bombchus and wind powers, he basically replicates TP Link.

- He creates a poll and collects the results of the most wanted characters in the game. He completely disregards half of the top-wanted characters, and replace their roster positions with Melee clones and ROB.

- No voice chat. DS has it but not Brawl? Tis a sad world we live in.

- Ganon doesn't use his sword? What the hell?

- Gimmicks and game features galore! But the roster is weak, and full of uninteresting and unimaginative movesets. Is this how you want to be remembered for possibly your last entry in the Smash series, Sakurai? Two Links, almost exactly the same, four Zelda representatives, MORE Mario representatives, but only one F-Zero and Metroid rep? There are many more characters that deserved a place in Brawl more than pathetic attempts to "surprise" us, like ROB.

- Remind me. What was that damn 3 month delay for? What exactly were you doing? ROB? Who in bloody hell at your office approved the creation of a character who isn't even a real character? Who doesn't do anything?

You disappoint beyond anything possible, Sakurai.
And to think, this is possibly your last Smash game.
You wanted to impress people so badly. You added so many gimmicks and features of things to add to Brawl, things that perhaps weren't even necessary, but just added to the experience. You were so caught up in things like stickers and sandbags, that you forgot what was most important. Refining, perfecting, honing, and creating an All-star roster, each character unique to the next, that would be remembered through the ages. Don't get me wrong, we have plenty of awesome characters, but alot of the characters ,movesets, stats, and clones, could have been mightily improved, and I think many would have rather you spent your time focusing on that than silly gimmicks. It's sad when your own fanbase can design, imagine, and create characters better than you can sometimes.

Consider me slightly disappointed...

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> @Mr. Fapā˜†Fap!: Yeah, they really wasted potential. Toon Link is a clone too.

Also, Lucario is a Mewtwo clone.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> @Mit: Odd. Not meant for fighting, yet he puts in ROB

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> This is hardly all the info by the way, you guys. You don't even know. Look at GameFAQs and smashboards.

I found a compilation of most of the new info:
[forums.khinsider.com]

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]]]> ROB, but no Geno, Megaman, or Krystal? Die Sakurai.

Also, the roster isn't finished. No one's unlocked Wolf yet. It's not complete yet. There are 35 characters.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Some Still Offering Super Smash Bros. Brawl Pre-Orders]]> @Harisenbon: Super Smash Melee Brothers?

Anyways....pre-orders are out. This game is going to be selling like hotcakes in a country that doesn't buy Wii games apparently, lol.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Some Still Offering Super Smash Bros. Brawl Pre-Orders]]> @Brian Ashcraft: Posting about Brawl in a blog about Brawl where there's nothing else of worth to talk about is spamming?....

You have a strange definition of the word, but no matter, I won't post anymore information.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Some Still Offering Super Smash Bros. Brawl Pre-Orders]]> Guess it's time I posted this thread with all the new info:
[smashboards.com]

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Marth video, Luigi, Shadow Bowser, etc.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Intro Sneaks Out With Spoilers]]> @itsgreylolol: He IS playable.

[i169.photobucket.com]

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Intro Sneaks Out With Spoilers]]> Well, here's your info:
Luigi confirmed:
[kjm.kir.jp]
[kjm.kir.jp]
[www.imgup.org]

Starting roster:
[img156.imageshack.us]

Olimar Kirby:
[i169.photobucket.com]

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Demo Booth Video Marathon]]> According to smashboards, demo kiosks could be up in American stores within a week.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Demo Booth Video Marathon]]> @Furious_Liver: ...People who play SSB for a competitive living don't have real friends.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on Super Smash Bros. Demo Booth Video Marathon]]> @Thassodar: Are you kidding me?
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Get out.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on 1080 Carves Its Way To The Virtual Console]]> Why are they wasting their time with this?
I want my Majora's Mask.

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<![CDATA[thereturnoftheufo commented on SSBB Smash Ball Gameplay]]> @awkward91: Too bad, her, Ness, and Lucario are in. Get used to itz.

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