what's Diablo? Is it like a Hula Hoop?
URU:

"Oh, I'm getting such a raging clue. My clue's pointing this way. Oh let's follow YOUR clue"

This game combines:

Images of naked women on a beach
+
Images of Nazis

It's the things Germans most like / least like to look at. Somewhere a censorship official is chewing his pen and looking confused.

Owen... T-Shirt... Print... MILF-O... Mum I'd Like to Fuck Over... wear... laughs... claps... bow... home...

Your recipe for a successful night standup

it's worth pointing out that these sites are professional outfits now and aren't staffed by gibbering morons like others. They have good writers. I read the MGS review as someone who played no.2 years back, enjoyed it, but has no idea what to expect or why that chap has a 'tache.

To me it was a useful review... quite insigtful. It's clear the game is a triumph of design and effort but it might not be for everyone. I can think of plenty of films that are just like that.

Why does someone have to be a fan of the game to review it? Please will people stop saying that.

@Antihippy: but that's the main song... you could always put it on mute
Ooh Ooh... I'm British! Can i get in on this fight and point out that we consistently produced the best shows, comedians and comedy writers over the past half a century?

This is great! For once we get to flame on something apart from video games.

He should have poked the producer's eye out with a pen then smashed him through a sheet of glass that happened to be nearby. That would have changed his mind...

... Bourne style!

@Captain Impulse: dunno... is that bad? ;) No seriously, i don't know. What's Crisis Core?
@Trystero: why would the "real" review be the worst one? What about the small sites (X-play) that go for controversy?
"GTA IV's main achievement is making you feel like a man whilst playing it... a man whose balls are being gently cupped"

- 10/10 BallCuppingGamers.com

Pounding more colour into his ass???

I'm sure that's been ripped from some other kind of website...

@TRT-X: I could be wrong, but I think GTA IV might JUST be bigger news than Super Smash Brothers....
@that_happy_cat:

that said, whilst the front is better, it really does look like someone actually forgot to finish the back. It's a nicer design but has zero information... that's just odd.

I'd say generally, Western Europe produces better adverts and marketing material than the US.

But please... look at packaging in the US. Most of it is AWFUL! And the TV advertising? Please!

Anyway, judging time is over... but do people really think that the US version is better? I guess it goes to prove that tastes vary, and taste varies.

it doesn't include subscriptions or downloads... it's just done off Charttrack data most likely. That means it's just a little snapshot and doesn't really reflect the true picture any more.

It sure doesn't show Blizzard as the tru e Behemoth it is...

Hopefully they'll fix that for next year but I guess it depends what data they can get.

Dear The Sun

At the age of six I became addicted to Tetris. I spent my teenage years fitting long pieces into tight spaces. It was only when I started noticing girls that my addiction took a fleshy twist.

Soon I was spending my evenings giving everything in sight a good old bumming.

When I was finally caught, the authorities declared me a rapist.

I blamed the USSR... the trouble escalted and withon three days, with scores of nuclear devices on the small island of Cuba aimed at mainland USA we were on the brink of a nuclear war.

Luckily that turned out ok (phew) and I have even been released from prison.

I now play GTA San Andreas and am 2 weeks into a planned 6 week holiday of car jacking and moderate shootery.

And as if by magic, greedy journos start being nice to Blizzard and Vivendi PRs to secure their toys... vultures ;)
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