tetrahedron commented on Uncharted Calls Spanish Readers "Huge Nerds"

"Yes Ashcraft, let's post an out of context image that suggests Sony and Naughty Dog and the PS3 hates all Spaniards ever and let's see if it gets picked up by a major news agency or Fox News. Maybe next time you and Jimfear shouldn't turn to Babelfish for your translating needs."

tetrahedron commented on Spike TV Video Game Awards: Winners, Losers and Boozers

"Luckily all those ew-yuck PS3 games got quarantined in their own little category; otherwise Bioshock would have had to suffer the indignity of being in the same Best Graphics category as Uncharted."

tetrahedron commented on Army Of Two Delayed Because It's, Well, Rubbish?

"Luke, do you mean them ay-rabs what lives in eye-rack?"

tetrahedron commented on Very NSFW Video: Beautiful Topless Girls Playing Wii

""Ofcourse, I'll give a donkey a blowjob on national television while a chimpanzee takes a dump on my stomach and an over-weight amputee sucks my toes, if you pay me 300 squids, sir."

tetrahedron commented on Celebs Gaming Demands

"@Jacktherip: Yeah, maybe that's also why he's had sex with Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel in the same year?"

tetrahedron commented on Gabe Wants Steam To Have Every Game Ever Made

"He'll do anything for little extra doughnut money, won't he?"

tetrahedron commented on Simple 2000: The Japanese Hardware Chart

"It's about time."

tetrahedron commented on How Versatile Is Mass Effect's Character Creation?

"Jesus Luke Plunkett, you are easy to please, aren't you?"

tetrahedron commented on Apparently, *This* Is Living, According To The PlayStation 3

"It all started with those David Lynch ads."

tetrahedron commented on Simple 2000: The Japanese Hardware Chart

"The times they are a-changin."