tetrahedron commented on Uncharted Calls Spanish Readers "Huge Nerds"

"Yes Ashcraft, let's post an out of context image that suggests Sony and Naughty Dog and the PS3 hates all Spaniards ever and let's see if it gets picked up by a major news agency or Fox News. Maybe next time you and Jimfear shouldn't turn to Babelfish for your translating needs."

tetrahedron commented on Spike TV Video Game Awards: Winners, Losers and Boozers

"Luckily all those ew-yuck PS3 games got quarantined in their own little category; otherwise Bioshock would have had to suffer the indignity of being in the same Best Graphics category as Uncharted."

tetrahedron commented on Army Of Two Delayed Because It's, Well, Rubbish?

"Luke, do you mean them ay-rabs what lives in eye-rack?"

tetrahedron commented on Very NSFW Video: Beautiful Topless Girls Playing Wii

""Ofcourse, I'll give a donkey a blowjob on national television while a chimpanzee takes a dump on my stomach and an over-weight amputee sucks my toes, if you pay me 300 squids, sir."

tetrahedron commented on Celebs Gaming Demands

"@Jacktherip: Yeah, maybe that's also why he's had sex with Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel in the same year?"

tetrahedron commented on Gabe Wants Steam To Have Every Game Ever Made

"He'll do anything for little extra doughnut money, won't he?"

tetrahedron commented on Simple 2000: The Japanese Hardware Chart

"It's about time."

tetrahedron commented on How Versatile Is Mass Effect's Character Creation?

"Jesus Luke Plunkett, you are easy to please, aren't you?"

tetrahedron commented on Apparently, *This* Is Living, According To The PlayStation 3

"It all started with those David Lynch ads."

tetrahedron commented on Simple 2000: The Japanese Hardware Chart

"The times they are a-changin."

tetrahedron commented on Assassin's Creed 360 vs PS3

"I already bought it for PS3 and on my TV it looks exactly like the 360 side of that comparison video."

tetrahedron commented on Jade In Green And White Striped Bikini

"@Stormrider900: Just because gamers start panting and frantically rubbing their groins every time they see "the only female in gaming" doesn't mean they're pathetic, undersexed nerds who live in their parents' basements...or no wait, yes it does."

tetrahedron commented on Sony, Microsoft "Put Themselves in a Box"

"Yes, unfortunately if you want progress and you want to move your medium forward (without having to resort to using silly gimmicks and outdated technology), you have to take risks."

tetrahedron commented on Fighting In Assassin's Creed

"Ubisoft should replace the bulbs in those guards & NPCs, they're flickering."

tetrahedron commented on NiGHTS Using Wii Weather Channel

"I'm really liking the retro Sega Saturn visuals they've recreated for...oh wha, that wasn't their intention?"

tetrahedron commented on PS3 Closing The Wii Sales Gap In Japan

"Oh dear, have they finally tired of their wiisports?"

tetrahedron commented on Mass Effect Shootin' Shit Up

"So painfully generic it's almost...um, painful."

tetrahedron commented on Soulcalibur Legends Gold, Dated, Ugly

"I for one would not like to be on the receiving end of Ivy's stump blast."