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  • strugler commented on Brett Ratner Must Have A Brain Injury

    "in case you guys missed it, i come from the future and i have seen the trailer of the guitar hero movie made by brett ratner and here is the description of it that i posted in an earlier post: black screen,then words appear on the screen: " bret the Rat presents" a far look showing a whole chicago like city. movie guy: "In a city, infested with gangs and crime" cut to people been robbed, hookers on the street, crime boss shooting someone movie guy: "where people live in fear" cut to windows been shut down people fleeing the streets, movie guy:" where only the strongest survive" cut to crime boss with a rifle in his hand and a cigar in his mouth: " is there anyone here that defies me?" cut to a shadow of man standing in a dark alley holding a guitar hero controller and while smoke is coming up from the sewers behind him. movie guy:" one man with great skills...." cut to jean claude vandamme holding the guitar hero guitar and playing while wearing shorts and sweating. movie guy: "...will riiise" cut to a woman screaming: " you dont have to do this hero" van damme: " you are wrong, it is my destiny" movie guy: " jean claude van damme" cut to jean claude van damme playing with the guitar hero guitar in front of a hord of mobs and the faster he plays the faster the mobs are dying left and right like being shot with guns but there are no guns just vandam's crazy skills. movie guy: " joe pecsi" cut to joe pecsi holding a gun to jean claude van damme's wife and retarded son " is that what you want you little fuck" van damme: " noooooooooo" cut to an explosion, then van damme jumps out of the fire holding his guitar. movie guy: " GUITAR HERO!!!"
    http://kotaku.com/5050335/#c7786262 3:45 AM on Sep 16


  • strugler commented on "Muslim Massacre" Surprisingly Found Offensive

    "@DontTouchMyDaughterYouFilthyGaijin: dude, i am a muslim i live in a muslim country and guess what, women do work, go to school, have a woman will not marry a man if she doesnt love him."
    http://kotaku.com/5048050/#c7701873 4:20 PM on Sep 10


  • strugler commented on "Muslim Massacre" Surprisingly Found Offensive

    "It is really a shame that you guys at kotaku have mentioned and published a review for this trash."
    http://kotaku.com/5048050/#c7701523 4:05 PM on Sep 10


  • strugler commented

    "are those the dragon balls ????"
    6:31 AM on Sep 3


  • strugler commented

    "i need manicure"
    6:30 AM on Sep 3


  • strugler commented

    "best picture of the entire screenshots crap"
    6:29 AM on Sep 3


  • strugler commented

    "you think this roshi looks bad hein?"
    6:28 AM on Sep 3


  • strugler commented

    "even the sun is hiding behind the moon so it doesnt see this attrocity"
    6:26 AM on Sep 3


  • strugler commented

    "is this the sequel to coneheads ????"
    6:25 AM on Sep 3


  • strugler commented

    "chattwin: "you dont like my movie?"
    6:24 AM on Sep 3


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