Slash3 commented on Nintendo DSi Boosts Screen Size, Adds Camera and Audio Player

"@laxman15: At one third of a megapixel, it's guaranteed."

Slash3 commented on MI6 Camera With Secret Images Bought on eBay for $30

"@roflwaffles: Seriously."

Slash3 commented on 'Handcar Regatta' Rail Race Is a Terrifying Steampunk Orgy

"John, your Steam punk license has been temporarily suspended, as this does not qualify."

Slash3 commented on Giant Light Like Shaped Like Spacecraft, Doesn't Go Pew Pew

"Egads, proofreading FTW."

Slash3 commented on Mac Pro Overclocking Tool By ZDNet Boosts Cheapo Model to Whoa Mama Model

"The creation of this tool is akin to leaving a charged Taser in a playground."

Slash3 commented on Porsche Carrera GT Drifts Right 'Round Dubai Roundabout

"@Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy: The roads often get loose sand on them as well, which can help maximize your SUPAR DRIFT BATTLE POTENTIAL™."

Slash3 commented on The HIS iClear Card Solves Your Noisy Video Card Problems (I'm Confused)

"Digit Life did a review of the card here: [www.digit-life.com] And BoingBoing had a post on it with some more back-and-forth bantering here: [dansdata.blogsome.com] Bottom line, it does do *something*, barely, but you'd be hard pressed to able to tell that anything's changed, even at the hardware level."

Slash3 commented on Obscenity Trial Could Test Whether 'Nintendo' Is More Popular Than 'Orgy'

"Um, yeah, there isn't even a remote similarity between the search terms he throws around. Orgy, Nintendo: [www.google.com] Orgy, Nascar: [www.google.com] Orgy, Surfing: [www.google.com] And why not... Orgy, "Apple Pie": [www.google.com] Oh god!"

Slash3 commented on Microsoft To Let Other Companies Build, Release 360 Consoles?

"Let me just do a quick little experiment. Pioneer LaserActive (TG16/Genesis) [en.wikipedia.org] JVC X'eye/WonderMega, IBM TeraDrive, Aiwa Mega CD, etc.."

Slash3 commented on Berkeley Group Uses iPhone to Control UAV Squadron

"Just wait until a year 2011 firmware update bricks 1/6th of our military."