shwoosh commented on Obama Sees Gamers as Underachievers

"Fucking Kotaku, I knew this thread would be a bunch of reactionary crying."

shwoosh commented on Too Human Hands-on Impressions

"From what I've read so far, this just sounds like Eternal Darkness with a shiny, pretty new skin."

shwoosh commented on XNA Announcement Shrouded In Secrecy, Actual Shroud

"It's probably just a video of Cliffy B and Jade Raymond playing two-hand touch."

shwoosh commented on Nintendo Holding Free Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tourneys [Updated]

"BOSTON BABY WOOOO"

shwoosh commented on SMB Cross-Stitch: Luigi's Revenge

"Nice Network reference, Flynn."

shwoosh commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Peach and Zelda Upskirts

"Everyone knows that if you looked up Peach's trophy's skirt in Melee she had on pink undies."

shwoosh commented on Umbrella Chronicles Outsells Zack & Wiki 3:1, Tears Stream Down Our Faces

"10 hour snoozefest?"

shwoosh commented on PixelJunk Monsters Impressions

"It rules."

shwoosh commented on EU Loophole Means Games Are Now Art (For Tax Purposes)

"@Sunjammer: I like how you're an idiot."

shwoosh commented on Dr. Kawashima Is A Sucker

"Extremely admirable."