Comments from Spoony Bard

Spoony Bard commented on Tragedy As Kid Plays Halo, Re-Creates Action With Real Gun

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:25:23 MDT

@teeuwen: That's one.

Anyone else make a snarky or wise ass comment here, beware.

This is sad, horrible news.

Spoony Bard commented on Football Manager 2009 PSP & Mac Screens

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:07:39 MDT

No words on illegal

C'mon, Stuart don't leave us hanging ;)

Spoony Bard commented on Xbox 360 Hard Drive Gets A Price Cut Too

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:54:30 MDT

That is ridiculously priced. But they'll only lower the price if demand slows down enough. So people, STOP BUYING IT. :)

Spoony Bard commented on Mega Man 9 - Winging It

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:49:14 MDT

Good lord. So AJ and her friends didn't like the SNES controller. BIG DEAL. Everyone's entitled to their opinions on her writing, certainly, but just because she doesn't like a controller doesn't mean you should question her ability to write for a gaming blog. Unbelievable.

I'm enjoying her writing, personally. AJ, keep it up.

Spoony Bard commented on David Jaffe On Sarah Palin

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:12:11 MDT

Well, it's pretty amazing. Thanks everyone, for opening my eyes.

Here, I thought that Americans were sick and tired of the shit that we've been put through in the last 8 years.

I thought we were tired of being the laughing stock of the entire world, time and time again.

I thought we learned our lesson from just 4 years ago.

I guess I was wrong.

Spoony Bard commented on Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars Due Before Feb. 1

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:25:28 MDT

this might be fun, for a while. Let's see how it looks first, though.

Spoony Bard commented on Left 4 Dead To Be Cut Scene Free

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:23:54 MDT

@interstate

But how many of those 8,000 lines of dialogue will be:

"mmmmrrrgggahhh"

"gggggrrrrruuuugggghhh"

"rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaawwwwrrr"

and the ever-favorite:
"bbbbbbrrrrrrraiiiinsss"

Spoony Bard commented on Grand Theft Auto Helps Preteen Rescue Family From Crashed Car

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:21:52 MDT

Well, the author of the original story is responsible, and by posting a story that highlights what NOT to do in case of an emergency, he has inadvertently pissed off paramedics everywhere.

Spoony Bard commented on New 90210 Reveals Non-Existent Xbox 360 Head-Eating Game

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:17:50 MDT

It's almost as bad as that CSI Second Life episode.

...

Almost...

Spoony Bard commented on Welcome Back, Commodore!

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:42:27 MDT

Oh, that's nice and retro! Sweet :)

Spoony Bard commented on Music, Can You Make It?!

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:11:49 MDT

Well I sing in a band. Does that count?

www.myspace.com/burningthesun

Spoony Bard commented on New Smashing Pumpkins In GH: World Tour DLC

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:37:14 MDT

Fahey, what you're asking for is EXACTLY what happened on Siamese Dream. He's playing EVERY INTSTRUMENT. AND, he's driving the damn ice cream truck too!

Spoony Bard commented on Breaking Faces with FaceBreaker

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:03:28 MDT

From what I've seen, the game looks like a glorified tech demo...lot of flash but little substance.

Spoony Bard commented on THQ Opens Office In Shanghai

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:02:11 MDT

Shanghai is an AMAZING city, prime to take over as the heart of the world from New York in about 15-20 years. Good move.

Spoony Bard commented on PAX Panel: How To Get Your Girlfriend Into Gaming

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:38:06 MDT

great article. Not using Kotaku connections...respect.

Spoony Bard commented on Guitar Hero Lands Venue, Instrument Product Placements

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:21:01 MDT

@Traczyk: Huh? Use vowels next time. Oh, WAIT. ;)

Spoony Bard commented on Overpaying for Real Bacon, Simply Put, Sucks

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:41:38 MDT

You INFIDELS and your BACON!!!

;)

I kid, I kid. I do enjoy some turkey bacon from time to time, though. Less fat content, too! :)

Spoony Bard commented on Why All This Gearbox Halo 4 Talk? Here's Why... (Maybe)

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:08:43 MDT

People can bitch about us banning or disemvoweling stupid people all they want, it's still going to happen. Yes, that includes people getting all sorts of creepy over a girl who happens to be working in the video game industry.

There are plenty of people that have something positive to contribute, we'd rather not waste our time with the asshats, and most of you feel the same way, I'm sure.

If you're going to post something questionable, you need to think REALLY hard before you hit that submit button.

Spoony Bard commented on Pandemic Batman Game Given The Arse

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:52:45 MDT

Yes, keep posting "why so serious" despite what Luke asked you NOT to do, and he won't have to ban you, I WILL.

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Spoony Bard wrote TELLAH IS MAH PIMP! Special

Thu, 29 May 2008 13:43:00 MDT

TELLAH IS MAH PIMP! Special thanks to Glamzuki, who rocks photoshop.

Spoony Bard wrote Hey guys - this is on IO9

Fri, 02 May 2008 09:45:13 MDT

Hey guys - this is on IO9 but NEEDS to be on Kotaku. http://io9.com/385911/meet-the-new-characters-in-star-wars-the-force-unleashed -Spoony Bard

Spoony Bard wrote Going out for my birthday.

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:38:49 MDT

Going out for my birthday. With my new DS.

Spoony Bard wrote http://www.slashgear.com/grand-theft-auto-iv-short

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:31:41 MDT

http://www.slashgear Fantasy IV ANNOUNCED FOR DS!!!

Spoony Bard wrote http://io9.com/376822/explore-the-vast-capitol-was

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:35:09 MDT

http://io9.com/37682

Spoony Bard wrote Well, this is new.

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:10:40 MDT

Well, this is new.

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Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:16:39 MDT

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