roflwaffles commented on ATI Radeon HD 4870 X2 Previewed: ATI's Fastest Single Graphics Card Ever

"what happens if you run 4 of these in dual crossfire? does the universe implode?"

roflwaffles commented on Sega Says the iPhone Is As Powerful As the Dreamcast

"@Nongeek: use the arrow for reply, you flaming idiot. until Rez gets ported, its PS1 level. SRYSLY"

roflwaffles commented on Sega: The iPhone is as Powerful as the Dreamcast

"funny, i never remembered the dreamcast using 2d in a 3d game."

roflwaffles commented on Disgruntled Computer Engineer Hijacks San Fran's New Computer Network: Jail Not an Obstacle

"Heres how to fix this- find a flashdrive, paperclip, bawls, and anyone with the ability to stop a VCR from flashing 12:00."

roflwaffles commented on How the Wii MotionPlus Makes the Wiimote More Accurate

"@albokay: im guessing games would have to chose one or the other."

roflwaffles commented on Top Gear Races Nissan GT-R Vs. Bullet Train In Japan

"@dorylomorphs: unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful."

roflwaffles commented on Exclusive: Wii Sports Resort With MotionPlus Is $49 In Spring

"i thought the wiimote already did that?"

roflwaffles commented on iPhone, Meet Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

"@Shenzhov: FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE = BEING BETTAR MIRITE ahem. @bigfatduck: Buttons, definitely."

roflwaffles commented on Fake Electric Chair Teaches Your Kids About the Fun of Executions

"@michaelwiggins: no need to fight man, enough people have already died here. IMHO, chuck-E-Cheese kicks ass, i mean .25cs for everything + pizza?!"

roflwaffles commented on Microsoft Spending $300+ Million To Tell Consumers Vista Doesn't Suck

"WALL OF TEEEEXXT"

roflwaffles commented on Question of the Day: Are You Getting an iPhone 3G?

"unfortunately i can only justify a new phone when mine ceases to exist."

roflwaffles commented on Hey, You've Got Starbuck In My Resistance 2 Marketing

"heres a link to the phone message, its only toll free in North America. [boomp3.com] apparently (i never played 1, sadly) the virus causes humans to fall into a coma, and emerge as chimera, while in the video he goes strait into it. also the time seemed to skip back and forth (normal vision = earlier, not as panicked) but when his vision turned yellow (implying he was a chimera) they put him down. this implies that he went through a surgery of some sort to develop human/chimera hybrids, but he developed too much towards the former."

roflwaffles commented on Hey, You've Got Starbuck In My Resistance 2 Marketing

"Pretty cool."

roflwaffles commented on Best Fireworks Ever Not Happening Today but in Three Days

"i for one, welcome our new non existent overlords. also, wouldn't "oh shi-" be a better caption?"

roflwaffles commented on MUTO is Among the More Astounding Videos We've Seen Online...or Off

"I would really like to hear the artists who made this explain the story, as, while awesome, i cant see one."

roflwaffles commented on Nokia Teaser Site Promises "Weirdest Clip Ever Made"

"129 hours sounds a lot longer than 6 days."

roflwaffles commented on Crash Bandicoot Comes Racing to iPhone 2.0

"Meh, did it look to be running a little slow to anyone else? of course it isn't optimized yet, but.. If they can get katamaraci dynasty running, im in."

roflwaffles commented on Diablo Fans Petition Against Diablo III

"Its not like diablo II will cease to exist..."