rezlow commented on Ladies And Gentlemen, We Have Booth Babes

"Did they actually do anything, or just stand around?"

rezlow commented on Nintendo Reveals Wii Music - A Band Game Without Plastic Instruments!

"Even Kotaku's description of this makes it seem stupid."

rezlow commented on Final Fantasy XIII Is A Traitor, Square Must Apologise

"I'm impressed, I made it to the one minute mark before I was bored."

rezlow commented on Liveblogging Microsoft e3 2008 Press Conference

"prize pics are in the comments of the first post"

rezlow commented on Fallout 3 Refused Classification In Australia

"ZP-man will not be pleased..."

rezlow commented on Resistance 2's Leviathan Unveiled

"Why do game developers think that the best way to make your FPS great is to throw big shit into it..?"

rezlow commented on Is That a 360 Devkit on Kojima's Desk?

"Maybe he like Ninja Gaiden II..?"

rezlow commented on Blizzard Splashwatch Day Four - Lost Edition

"You fools!"

rezlow commented on Variety Troubled By Sid Meier's Next Game

"Don't forget that you can also win by cultural adoption..."

rezlow commented on Variety Troubled By Sid Meier's Next Game

"He must absolutely hate historical Television then..."

rezlow commented on Wii Fit Hula Hoop Girl Hits TRL

"I think we've already given them enough attention."

rezlow commented on Fitness Instructor Reviews Wii Fit

"i think this game truly shines when hot girls don't know you're video taping them while they play it."

rezlow commented on Half-Life's G-Man Gets Even More Frightening

"I used to love the Smoking-man!"

rezlow commented on Wired's A Brief History Of Nintendo's Godawful Philips CD-i Games

"Why do these keep getting made and published..."

rezlow commented on Digg Bitch Slaps Kid For 360 Ransom

"You fuck with one of the family, you fuck with all of it!"

rezlow commented on Otaku "Singer" Flashes Akihabara

"She's kinda..."

rezlow commented on WiiWare Devs: Xbox Live Arcade Is "Full Of Shit"

"So what exactly is the Virtual Console, if not a large pile of retro games distracting consumers from your original material (or "shit" as some unamed guy or gal called it)?"

rezlow commented on How'd You Find Kotaku?

"Penny Arcade's Downloadable Content. You could never pay me enough to write for this site; you folks must be crazy and have caffine drips."