gaijira commented on Watch BlizzCon On DIRECTV, Get Polar Bear Mount

"@Malthius: Clearly you don't have much experience with WoW epeen-envy."

gaijira commented on New SPORE Civilization Trailer

"Can't...w-wait...any longer..."

gaijira commented on Kojima To World - Stop Asking About MGS4 on Xbox 360

"I hear ya Hideo, I wish everyone would stop talking about platforms period. That said, it's obvious that the superior platform is the PC anyway ;)"

gaijira commented on Wait, *This* Is Good Games PR

"@Killer_WaLrUs: I think you mean WAAAAUGH!"

gaijira commented on DragonForce Debuts New Single on Guitar Hero III This Week

"DragonForce always sounds to me like Queen, Queensryche and Journey smoked meth together and crapped out some 200 bpm Tommy-style rock opera about Tolkien."

gaijira commented on Asian MMO Players Love To Smoke And Grind

"Maybe they also eat with the other hand?"

gaijira commented on Should Talent Get Their Names On Boxes?

"I don't know about you, but to me, "Will Wright's SPORE" sounds...very wrong."

gaijira commented on Ninja Gaiden II Freezing Problems, Temporary Solutions

"Freezing eh?"

gaijira commented on Can Guitar Hero Make Children Smarter?

"Next up, can bees think? A new study confirms that no, they cannot."

gaijira commented on Can Guitar Hero Make Children Smarter?

"lolwut?"

gaijira commented on Kim Kardashian Joins List Of FaceBreaker "Celebrities"

"@kyle: Also from wikipedia: Cardassians are humanoid in form, but have distinctive ridged arches connecting their shoulders to the tops of their necks."

gaijira commented on 5211: World Braces for Crecente Clone Army

"I shot DNA into space last night huh huh. Ew, I grossed myself out."

gaijira commented on Midway Loses $34.8 Million For The Quarter

"@Silent Predator: Heh, damn beat me to it."

gaijira commented on Midway Loses $34.8 Million For The Quarter

"To be fair, that baby was a real dick."

gaijira commented on SoulCalibur IV Review: Polishing The Stage Of History

"@Vezroth: To me, Tira's English voice is even worse than that."

gaijira commented on Rumor: Jet Grind Radio To Return?

"Lollerblades ho!"

gaijira commented on Denis Dyack Explains Too Human (In Bed)

"Watch as Silicon Knights' Denis Dyack exercises Herculean strength of willpower, describing the concept behind his Xbox 360 game Too Human to women in underthings, maintaining constant eye contact. I think it's just that he's Canadian."

gaijira commented on TV Station: Check With Detective For Facts on Pedophile Story

"I believe the common phrase in World of Warcraft is "Screenshot or it didn't happen.""