It's okay. Basically, they didn't include homosexuality because if they were going to do it, they want it done right or not at all. God Bless America and her precious, precious gays. @Monolith: The article isn't suggesting anything; it's asking a genuine question: why aren't homosexual relationships allowed? The characters needn't be bisexual, but for such an open-ended game it's odd that Bioware don't give the player that specific choice. The point of the game is to project a persona into a character and this is a pretty big (and borderline offensive) omission. No, homosexuals don't have the easiest time, but in the context of the game I would think that humanity will have made some progress in 500 years.
Actually, this guy would be a much better fit.
Any chance of it coming out on 360?
Soulja Boy, you sir, are the voice of a generation.
I think I went for a 12 hour session of Roller coaster Tycoon, without moving from my chair. When I tried to stand back up, I had somehow sprained my tailbone and couldn't sit in a chair for over a week. I had to arrange it with my teachers so I could lie down somewhere during class.
I never thought I'd see 'Banjo-Kazooie' and 'vinegar strokes' in the same sentence,
Coming from James Paterson, this means less than nothing.
Fred Armisen actually did some voice-over work for GTA 4. He was the nerd and the hot dog vendor on Integrity.
What a shame. The CTA was already having a major budget crisis and now this happens.
@Nissan288: Starlight and Assassin are the two I was thinking of. But think of how hard Assassin would be to play.
One of my coworkers was fired for stealing a disposable camera -though the situation seemed suspect at the time- and another for eating a piece of candy which had fallen out of a broken package.
I used to work at UPS and merchandise theft was not that uncommon. IPods and games were probably the most popular to be stolen.
@karasu is my homeboy: They are indeed spelled the same way.
Didn't Larry Hyrb promise that Microsoft would never charge for 360 content that free on other platforms? There was a huge fallout after Rainbow Six Vegas included the Black Map Pack for free on the PS3, whereas you had to pay on the 360.
Did he say "intestinal fortitude" at the end? Maybe there's a digesting mini-game.
Pleased as punch? You just read the cracked article, didn't you?
He is incredibly hot. I'm surprised no one made a vulgar comic about him.