platinum commented on Butt Flasher Lady Returns For More Butt Flashing!

"Seriously, why is this even worthy of a post here?"

platinum commented on "Clearly No One Black Worked On This Game"

"I don't know ..."

platinum commented on More Info On Xbox 360 Wiimote?

"Just a little reminder: The Xbox360Arcade droped price recently and costs less than a Wii now ..."

platinum commented on Kane & Lynch Ads Banned In UK

"Alright, can we please start to get over it and stop bitching about Kane&Lynch, a game which is much better then many reviews claim and actualy very enjoyable from start to finish?!"

platinum commented on The Iron Man Trailer Of Cinematics You'll Want To Skip

"Damn McWhertor, you're harsh."

platinum commented on The Arcade Mahjong Public Shame

"photoshop?"

platinum commented on Pretty Sure This Violates the Warranty

"Of course if he just simply didn't place his 360 on a freakin wool carpet (!!!) he probably wouldn't have had issues in the first place and no need for that ugly water installation!"

platinum commented on PSP Modded With Dual Analog Sticks

"Well, it seems they mapped the 4 buttons to the 4 directions of the second nub because in the video the nub is used to confirm things that usualy require a button press."

platinum commented on Molyneux Talks New Syndicate

"It's called GTA, now."

platinum commented on Pokemones Are Not Oral Sexy Obsessed, Just Kissing Crazy

"Hmmmmm, so when FOX News airs a "story" about orgasmic raping in Mass Effect everybody here goes into a frenzy yet Kotaku itself posts a story based on Newsweek without further research just because the word Pokemon was involved?!"

platinum commented on Germans Make The Worst Halo Jokes

"It's not supposed to be balls out funny."

platinum commented on GameStop Offering Haze For Free (You Know This Can't Be True)

"Here in germany you can buy any game you want at GameStop and return it within a week without reason (just saying you didn't like it is OK) and they give you your money back in cash not credit! It's basicly a free rental if you're a jerk."

platinum commented on Konami Sexes Up Contra Promotion In Japan

"Sorry, but is there anything the japanese don't sex up?!"

platinum commented on Army Of Two "Region Lock" Explained

"@Ungruntled: Sorry but I can't agree with you at all."

platinum commented on Analyst Predicts Death Of 360 In Japan

"Still no HD-TV in my livingroom and I can't see myself spending the money on one just yet."

platinum commented on New Heavy Rain Details Spilled, Lapped Up

"I have had my fingers crossed for this one ever since I saw the audition trailer."

platinum commented on More Mark Wahlberg As Max Payne (No Rain)

"Where's the havaiian shirt?"

platinum commented on Nintendo Won't Release Holocaust DS Game [Update]

"@waarbat: I was thinking."