"The internet explorer in me wants to know what 2 legged walking penises look like when procedurally animated.
The real life person I have hiding in my head is very very disturbed already."
"I just wanna say, i dont care what color the fucking zombies are, as long as I can see bullet entry points, huge nasty chunks of flesh being thrown around.
really."
"because families in japan have embraced the game, miyamoto fails to understand how our overtly divorced arses are going to receive the game.
Makes perfect sense to me when you consider life in japan vs life in the land of the freedom fry.
Dont worry though Miyamoto, we make our women feel so inferior that they must purchase every single type of excerise program in resistance (dont believe me?"
"Euro should learn2recession.
If your money was doing poorly then it would cost about the same.
LEARN TOO recession.
(or if you think bush is intelligent, learn2slowdown)"
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