nytestalker commented on Does Kotaku Manscape?

"I had a girlfriend do it for me the first time."

nytestalker commented on CoD: World At War Debuts On GameTrailers TV Friday

"@DranzerKire: @DranzerKire: UO was indeed great."

nytestalker commented on Spore's Sporepedia Goes Live

"The internet explorer in me wants to know what 2 legged walking penises look like when procedurally animated. The real life person I have hiding in my head is very very disturbed already."

nytestalker commented on Guitar Hero: Metallica Doesn't Affect Rock Band's Plans

"I like band exclusivity (spelling) But."

nytestalker commented on Resident Evil 5 Not Redesigned After Race Criticism, Says Producer

"I just wanna say, i dont care what color the fucking zombies are, as long as I can see bullet entry points, huge nasty chunks of flesh being thrown around. really."

nytestalker commented on Valve on the 'Perception Problem' of PCs

"consoles are just ghetto PC's for dumb people or poor people. viva la pc gaming! (BTW console igits."

nytestalker commented on Kotick Debuts Guitar Hero World Tour

"@Luis: I doubt it, GH4 is saying DLC will be available on the Wii."

nytestalker commented on An Interview With the Developer of Solitaire for Windows

"@sisedi: The day after I buy a non-shooter for my 360."

nytestalker commented on Guitar Hero IV To Feature A Slew Of Instruments

":( RB sucks.. The guitar feels like it is about to break, the solo keys are just a stupid idea altogether...."

nytestalker commented on COD4 Map Pack Hits Million Downloads in Record Time

"Heh..."

nytestalker commented on Divorced Families Cause Miyamoto Wii Fit Uncertainty

"because families in japan have embraced the game, miyamoto fails to understand how our overtly divorced arses are going to receive the game. Makes perfect sense to me when you consider life in japan vs life in the land of the freedom fry. Dont worry though Miyamoto, we make our women feel so inferior that they must purchase every single type of excerise program in resistance (dont believe me?"

nytestalker commented on IGA And ID Team For Free, Web-Based Quake Live

"But..."

nytestalker commented on European Rock Band Wii, PS3, PS2...Not Until August 29th [Update]

"Euro should learn2recession. If your money was doing poorly then it would cost about the same. LEARN TOO recession. (or if you think bush is intelligent, learn2slowdown)"

nytestalker commented on Inside the Minds(?) of Griefers

"@bobeotm: You fail at comprehension. If someone griefs me, I will laugh, then I will ignore."

nytestalker commented on MRIs Get to the Bottom of Wiiitis

"When I play WiiGolf, I just swish my wrist..."

nytestalker commented on Inside the Minds(?) of Griefers

"Edit- that is, I support griefers in video games."

nytestalker commented on Inside the Minds(?) of Griefers

"@bobeotm: I support a persons right to be a bully, just like I support a persons right to ignore."

nytestalker commented on Inside the Minds(?) of Griefers

"@Komrade_Kayce: now see..."