e-friend commented on Unconfirmed: An Actual Picture of the New iPod Nano

"iPod touch or GTFO"

e-friend commented on Condom Dispenser Sets the Bar Too High

"@BiZarRroBALlmeR: Lub dispensers already exist."

e-friend commented on Square Enix Still Hungry Like The Wolf

"Great, now someone has to go talk to midway to get it to stop crying in the corner. Want to go home to the 90's little guy?"

e-friend commented on Tragedy As Kid Plays Halo, Re-Creates Action With Real Gun

"They say Halo, but it sounds like he just beat MGS4. As has been said before, guns should be locked up - if they absolutely have to be in your house."

e-friend commented on What Are You Playing This Weekend?

"Trading in mediocre Mercs 2 for half of the retail price is what I'm playing this weekend."

e-friend commented on First Warhammer Brawler Footage Looks Hot

"40K has had the chain sword since the 80's. Back to "DEY STOL IT FRAM GEERZ!!!""

e-friend commented on Dead Space Scares Up Earlier Release Date

"Release date has been strategically dismembered."

e-friend commented on Frankenreview: Mercenaries 2: World In Flames

"It's absolutely not worth the $60 I paid for it."

e-friend commented on Spore Cracked And Torrented, Already

"I've never pirated a game, and I don't remember ever being so totally inconvenienced by DRM that I thought "Forget it, I'll just not install it"."

e-friend commented on EA Is Coming For Your Developers, Japan

"Shigeru Miyamoto signs with EA, says he is "So glad that they rescued him from the slave masters who wanted him to keep rehashing the same IP". In seriousness though, I'm sure there are tons of small indy developers in Japan that would really benefit from some refinement that only another party can enact."

e-friend commented on Web Sensical

"Micro Center uses Web Sense and Kotaku isn't blocked there."

e-friend commented on Fallout 3 DLC Will Be Quests, Not Dog Armour

"I don't own a 360, just a PS3 and a year old gaming PC (8800GTS 640, quad core)."

e-friend commented on Kingdom Hearts A PS3 Exclusive, Will Be Seen At TGS

"@Terrorsaur.: Violence is SO 2008, bambi is SO 1992."

e-friend commented on First Spore Reviews Are In (There Are Pros, There Are Cons)

"I'm sure it appeals to someone, but that someone is not me."

e-friend commented on Pre-order Prince Of Persia To Get Limited Edition Upgrade

"GameStop doesn't mention anything on the website."

e-friend commented on World's Most Powerful Magnet Under Construction in Florida

"There's a new contest in town besides that dumb election."

e-friend commented on 7 Prisoners Have Surgery To Remove Cellphones Stuck "Up There"

"I think you mean no replacement for a good s(h)it."

e-friend commented on PAX Hands-on: The Conduit

"@Shabadage: Should painters who are not of the same calibur as Leonardo Da Vinci stop painting?"