<![CDATA[Comments from mariospants]]> <![CDATA[Comments from mariospants]]> <![CDATA[mariospants commented on Could This Be The Most Expensive Bottle Of V8 In The World?]]> I'm pretty sure that the salaries are adjusted to compensate (for those people who actually earn a living there). Just give it some time for global warming to kick in and they'll be growing oranges in no time.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Watch Rush Fail At Rock Band]]> Every time I play Rock Band and GH against my buds who actually play guitar or other instruments well, I kick their ass. If you play it as a game, you'll win.

Love Rush, btw, such awesome music.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Is Target Intentionally Using Its "Special Deals" To Screw Over Customers?]]> This IS hilarious and likely a very misleading offer. I've noticed this in the past at Target (but surprisingly nowhere else that I've noticed). I'd blame the error on staff just not updating the tags because every time I purchased items like this (whether or not I get the full "bundle") they've always just charged me the cheaper price.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on PotatoPotatoPotato]]> How are kids attaching cards to their frames nowadays? It's not like every home has clothespins lying around any more.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Igarashi: Wii Ware Could Keep The 2D Dream Alive]]> You know what? Traditional 2D gaming on consoles is DEAD.

Making a beautiful, well-animated 2D game can be HARD, and it's not like people are selling 2D engines with physics any more. What we're likely to see are 3D games played from a fixed side-view perspective (exactly like Dracula X Chronicles on the PSP) and recent xlba/psn "retro" games. At the very least, they'll do it in 3D and copy sequences of images to create animation frames etc. Creating 2D levels by hand - including hit detection and triggers - is pretty time-consuming... oh, and don't get me started on what happens if you need to fix, modify or rejig a 2D level. Long live 2D, but it won't be made in the traditional manner.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Jack Thompson? Funny Guy]]> I'm gonna say it again: Jack Thompson would make a hilarious game reviewer. If he had a staff that could provide him with the technical overview it would leave the personal interpretation directly in his shoes. Could be just as fun as zeropunctuation.

Jack needs work: someone hire him, please!

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on How Long Can McDonald's Afford To Keep The Double Cheeseburger On The Dollar Menu?]]> Well, inflation can't be helped and the price was fair while it lasted. Maybe McDonald's can do a "$2 Tuesdays" thingy like they used to do where you got two cheeseburgers for $2.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on How Do You Get Out Of An EBay Auction? Say Killer Bees Attacked The Vehicle]]> I second the motion to be wary of whatever they try to settle with. They probably will find a completely fvcked up example high higher mileage as a replacement.

I'll bet if the OP reneged on paying for the vehicle if the dealership had found the highest bid acceptable they'd be after him like killer bees on a 2007 Sandpiper 325RG 5th wheel. This company needs to be taught a big lesson.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Man Wins $25k But Never Receives The Money]]> I'm pretty sure they would stiff him just the same had he sunk a real golf ball. The entire list of slime balls need to be sued into reality.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on SouthPeak's Mister Slime DS Hits Retail Today]]> Now THAT is OLD SCHOOL. Would have looked OK on the Amiga back in the day.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on "Major" PS3 Exclusive To Be Announced In August?]]> SOtC2 would be sweet, as would a new Drakkan game. I really need something to get the bad taste of Lair out of my mouth...

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Koji Igarashi Tries To Explain Castlevania Judgement Hate]]> The simple fact remains that we are innundated with all variations on the fighting genre. We certainly have no lack of one-on-ones like this but we are lacking in adventure-based side-scrolling fighters in a big way. CJ is NOT giving us something we want, ergo it's shit-on-a-Wiimote.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on First Look At Captain Rainbow]]> Holy FVCK that is GAY. I LOVE it. Some of the levels look a little to "Limbo of the Lost" for Zelda fans but it looks like crazy fun. I'll bet you can find all kinds of innuendo, too.

Can't say, however, that the graphics are any better than GameCube quality...

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on GPS Tech To Update Driving Games With Real-Time Info]]> LOL, I had a lawyer friend in Montreal who was trying to convince Ecclestone that this could work... back in 1998!! We had lots of discussions about how this could work (i.e. aside from racing as a ghost car or against ghost cars, obviously your car would have no impact on real-world events).

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Viacom Fraudulently Claims Ownership Of Indie Filmmakers' YouTube Clips]]> so can I make a claim on some Viacom products?

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on The Ten Ugliest Cars Currently Sold In The United States]]> To each his own, but it's remarkable how much really, really ugly crap is on the roads these days. I'm astounded that these studios that are touted as being so talented, hip and creative can make such interesting concepts but such fugly road cars. These cars are so ugly they're funny.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on A Tatra T87 History Lesson From Professor Leno]]> I always loved these tatras - there's a good reason why VW/Porsche paid tatra a settlement a few years back for copying the design.

Apparently, they drove these suckers pretty much around the world back in the late 1930's (trips through Africa, Asia, etc.) and they held up no problem.

Although they are long, low and cool, they definitely could be updated with a little "west coast style".

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on The Incredible Shrinking Water Bottle]]> An intelligent bottle: it shrinks to maintain that "still full" look!

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on User-Created LittleBigPlanet Content To Launch Free]]> I'm looking forward to user-generated Mario and Sonic levels (GreenHill Zone!!!)

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Res 5 Producer Tries To Close The Book On Racism Claims]]> I like how they say that there are "black" people on staff and they're suddenly experts at all things racial. Either they hired these folks after the noise started or they asked "black" staffers to become part of a "diversity awareness team" which means that instead of being "inclusing" and "diverse" they are just cow-towing to the furor... and why am I suddenly using so many quotes?

blah blah blah blah blah.

This topic - racial divisiveness - better end soon because I'm so sick and tired of people having reason to complain and complaining because there's no rational reason.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Rumor: PSP 3000 Features Built-In Mic, Already In Production]]> I'm sceptical to a certain extent, however the pictures show a logical progression so that at some point you should be able to Skype right out of the box.

Not much else different, though.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Japan's Bullet Train Gets Its Pokemon On (Pika! Pika!)]]> Damn, I wish we had cute things for our kids in NA. We're too hung up on sex and violence, though.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on CNBC's Jane Wells - Sony Is Winning, My Son Says So]]> I'm betting that she did this in order to get a free PS3 and games for the boy.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Learning To Ride A Bicycle One Pedal At A Time]]> Definitely starting off with scooters helps, but when it comes to teaching kids in 10 minutes how to ride with no training wheels, what worked for me is: a) making sure they WANT to learn (i.e. ready) and b) offering these three bits of advice:

1. LOOK AHEAD. Always remind your kids to not look down but ahead to where they are going (insert Yoda voice)

2. STEER INTO WHERE YOU ARE FALLING. Assuming your kid is at the age where he's smart enough to listen and take advice you give him, make sure he knows to steer IN THE DIRECTION of where he is falling. This is the most important thing they need to know if they don't want to fall down.

3. SPEED IS YOUR FRIEND. Well, not 65mph speed, but if you are at crawling speed, even an olympic cyclist will fall over. Get some speed up otherwise it's more difficult.

There you go. 10 minutes for my two kids, my neice and a couple of other kids on my street, that's all it took with those bits of advice.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on 'Sun' Throws Prince William's Black Friend Under the Boat]]> They sure did a shitty job removing him and the (racially-sensitive) motor, too. The final version leaves room for a title plus it looks more balanced. I cry foul on any racial motivation. That's just silly.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Beware of Awesome Auger's Awesome Shipping And Processing Fees]]> DAMN but people be gettin' rich off of scams. It almost seems like doing it by the book doesn't pay any more.

$20 for a simple auger seems excessive to begin with. Ordering something like this when you've never actually held it in your hands seems like a dumb thing to do.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Attorneys Convince Monster That Consumers Can Tell The Difference Between A Deer Lick And An Audio Cable]]> @Orv: "I think when it comes to defending a name no one is quite as nasty as the Olympic Committee, though."

I'd give that title to the "Academy Awards™". You see? I didn't even have to enter the "TM", they did that themselves.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Attorneys Convince Monster That Consumers Can Tell The Difference Between A Deer Lick And An Audio Cable]]> This story is so ludicrous that it doesn't even need my pithy commentaire. I'm thinking that this company lacks any common sense. Consider:

- the amount of money required to initiate a lawsuit that is destined to fail;
- that were they to win the lawsuit it would not improve their market position or brand identity in the slightest anyway;
- brands their company as an aggressive jackass to the owners, employees, family and friends of the numerous corporations they are suing; and
- brands their company as a laughing stock jackass to those who watch or read about this story on every available news media that carries it.

Maybe I'm missing something. Maybe this sensationalism is intended to be (relatively) cheap PR for Monster. It HAS brought their name into general discussion in a wide variety of medias. Are they expecting that the negative association with such a meritless lawsuit will be overcome by reminding the world that they still actually exist?

I don't think so.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on The Ten Worst Production Car Color Combinations]]> I had the 1977 Ford Pinto Cruising Wagon as a model car as a kid. For some reason, it was ok back then.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Spirit Airlines Charges $10 Fee For Ordering Tickets Online]]> I see where this is going: next they'll charge $30 per round-trip ticket purchased at the airport to defray "additional costs associated with in-person customer service".

This week's Maclean's cover article titled "Why air travel is hell":

[www.macleans.ca]

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Andrew's Epic Comcast Debacle]]> @incognit000: "I think ComCast is run by a bunch of guys who want to force you to read more and go outside more often instead of watching TV all the time."

No, I think the OP is a guy who wants to force you to read more.

Seriously, 90% of this guy's complaints are just part of the cost of providing cheap cable+internet+telephone.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on We Cheer Trailer Hurts]]> SO much for hoping it would be an "upskirt photographer" game on rails à la Pokémon Safari.

Animation's pretty sweet but the camera is all fucked up.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Microsoft Left A Sheet Of Stickers Inside My XBOX 360]]> "not fish: snake!"

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on McDonald's Robber Is Finalist For McDonald's Jingle Contest]]> WOW, 12 years is a SERIOUS sentence for a 14-year old. Frankly, I'm surprised that he didn't come out of the system completely messed up. Still, the picture (is that supposed to be him?) certainly doesn't instill much hope that the prison system is reforming robbers into ivy-league white collar research assistants...

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Bionic Commando Has Control Issues]]> Someone in the press still needs to play the game until it gets to that magical point at which the ponies will start flying overhead and shit candy. Frankly, I'd rather have a great game that takes a while to get into than a shitty game that's easy to play any day of the week.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Aquadots, The Infamous "GHB-Laced Toys," Are Back With A New Name, "Pixos"!]]> Funny to think that the original toy had actually won some awards for innovation in children's toys... I'll say.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Brooklyn Ice Cream Shop Owner Stole $25,000 From Customers]]> What a dumb shit this guy was: he could probably have gotten away with it if he hadn't taken huge amounts of money from these credit cards. Double-dipping once in a while when people are there, people generally wouldn't notice, and likely he could claim a billing error defense, but "ringing up a total of $24,978.53 from 19 customers since February"??? plus "He is also charged with attempting to steal nearly $46,000 from five other
patrons."???

Anybody THAT bold should at least disguise themselves or leave the country... this guy deserved to get caught.

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Why Most Organic Milk Stays Unspoiled Longer]]> "Personally, I only use milk as a conduit for cereal so it doesn't really matter what it tastes like, it just needs to not go bad within two days of purchase."

QFT.

Any word on the "micro filtration" version of milk? Does it last longer?

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<![CDATA[mariospants commented on Golden Poo Award For Worst Company In America Unveiled]]> Ironically, Countrywide isn't winning this award for lack of customer service, or poor customer service or even a bad product per se (I'm sure when those customers got initially got the keys to their mcmansions they were quite happy). Nope. they're winning it because they fucked everyone over in the end. Next year, can we please vote in Walmart or KFC or some company that's been reaming people slowly for years?

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