joelface commented on Immigrant Welfare Group Criticizes GTA IV

"what, are they saying that GTAIV doesn't ACCURATELY represent all their characters in an entirely realistic and honorable way? FOR SHAME, rockstar."

joelface commented on Matt Damon OK With Movie Violence, Not OK With Game Violence

"MYATTT DYAMMMMMANNNNN"

joelface commented on Buy GTA IV, Get Xbox Live Free For A Month

"i hear the ps3 version comes with a magical free card for infinite years paid subscription to PSN, starting before the game was even announced, and works on every ps3 even if you don't buy the game, and works automatically without entering any codes or information to get the deal. sweet right?"

joelface commented on Everything You Wanted To Know About GTA IV (So Stop Asking!)

"@Michael McWhertor: anxious to hear about that."

joelface commented on GTA IV Reviews: An Exercise In Hyperbolism

"@Gustavo: rofl, that would be a review of a review of the reviews of gta. i give you're joke a 9.76 out of 10."

joelface commented on GTA IV Reviews: An Exercise In Hyperbolism

""GTA4 is a monument in human history on par with landing on the moon.""

joelface commented on Microsoft Rejected Portal For XBLA

"...or GTFO with your whining."

joelface commented on Microsoft Rejected Portal For XBLA

"fuck."

joelface commented on Take-Two Stock Trading Higher Than EA's Offer

"hey EA, GTFO."

joelface commented on Everything You Wanted To Know About GTA IV (So Stop Asking!)

"QUESTION! Does the game run in 1080p resolution? QUESTION! Does the game run in 1080p resolution? QUESTION! Does the game run in 1080p resolution? QUESTION! Does the game run in 1080p resolution? QUESTION! Does the game run in 1080p resolution?"

joelface commented on Crash Bandicoot: Mind Over Mutant Impressions

"ever since Naughty Dog gave away the franchise, i basically stopped being interested in Crash Bandicoot. especially since i once tried a demo of a new version and just didn't like it for whatever reason. Especially since Jak and Daxter felt like an evolution, and crash bandicoot felt..."

joelface commented on The Real Bowser Is A Dino-Chicken

"more realistic nintendo characters PLZ."

joelface commented on An Ograbme on Employment

"ya, good ol' Feltch. :p"

joelface commented on Everything You Wanted To Know About GTA IV (So Stop Asking!)

"@Michael McWhertor: but what resolutions does the game play in!! TELLLL MEEEE!!!"

joelface commented on Everything You Wanted To Know About GTA IV (So Stop Asking!)

"QUESTION! Does the game run in 1080p resolution?"

joelface commented on Everything You Wanted To Know About GTA IV (So Stop Asking!)

"Does the Game run in 1080P?"

joelface commented on Week in Games: OMG Most Awesomest Game Ever This Week

"i will play more games this coming week than i've played in the last 2 months combined."

joelface commented on Exclusive Reviews: Ethically Troubling?

"well, i can certainly see the problem with exclusive reviews. however, kotaku has been sponsored by game companies NUMEROUS times. i see EQUAL amounts of problems with that. and who knows if rockstar paid kotaku to make 300 gta posts in a week and a half. so, as far as ethically troubling goes, perhaps ign's exclusive review isn't the only place we should be looking, hey?"