Seems like this is the kind of thing that should have been included as a free download, because it really just comes off as a glorified tech demo.
The Tebowing in front of the emperor is awesome, I always had a feeling it wasn't really Jesus he was praying to all this time.

Lord Tebow.... arise.

Let the motherfucker not burn.

Don't burn motherfucker, don't burn.

I never even heard about this game until one day I saw it at Amazon.

I thought.. "what the hell is this?", read a little and then I thought, well this seems like an interesting concept.

Gameplay just doesn't look that good and Owen's rant about it is hilarious.

Oh my god.

At first I thought it was a joke, but then I actually searched it and yes, it's real.

We. Are. Fucked.

Tebow AND Von Miller?

Oh nonono. Tebow I am indifferent about, but keep Von OFF the cover.

This has nothing on Ball Buster!
TEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEBOWWWWWWWW WHOOOOAAAAA-OHHHHH
And if you don't have a coffee table, it turns INTO a coffee table!
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I knew it wasn't going to be for a sequel, that would just be silly.

But a Honda ad? Bleh.

Oh, well if they Googled it...
Oh man, I loved Base Wars.

I used to edit my team to where every robot was the hover bot and they all had the laser sword. I never lost a fight.

Oh god, if that is some sort of shout out they are working on a new Mutant League game...

Day 1. Absolute day 1.

lol Marcus Hayes. He's an imbecile. Possibly one of the worst sports writers at TDN, then again, they all kinda suck. Save Seravalli (the one explaining about the father/son trip).

The confused look on Hayes' face is priceless.

It's being remade? What? No...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

This is awful.

That is awesome.

I always lose it when he says "SQUADALLAH WE'RE OFF!"

You are not you, you are me.
You know something, YOU suck!
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