Aww c'mon Microsoft...give me another hit baby... I'll suck yo d...!
"And I truly believe that when the Jasper board does come out, it will be exceptionally reliable as far as possible hardware failures go".
2 yrs in and STILL the same issues plague the system. Jasper, Beetlejuice, Curly, Moe, And Larry...give me a friggin break with this stupid crap. And you truly WILL believe anything. You are Microsoft's target demographic. The blind, faithful locked in customer who got hooked on the "great game library" and "awesome Xbox live service". You can't stop. You're money's invested. They've got you and a whole horde of Xbox loyalist zombies like a crack dealer has a steady cash flow after offering that free first hit of the drug.
People like you have all become the unpaid Microsoft defense force. You are a new brand of consumer who accepts being screwed over because "you love the games". This idiotic consumer behavior changes everything. Now anything goes as far as selling a defective product and promising to fix it later with future revisions. What happens when the 3 yr warranty runs out? Oh I forgot, by then we will be on the next Xbox. The 720. I said it once and I'll say it again.
Dumb...Asses.
It's too late to turn back now. Microsoft loves you.
You see? That's called anger. Anger is what I would feel if I bought a $400 console(with GREAT games which are starting to no longer be exclusives) that was rushed to the market before any competitor's console, with known defects, and then constant denial about said known defects. That is called corporate greed.
Charging for online play on this defective console, that's called...corporate greed.
Selling a must needed harddrive for an extremely outrageous price for this said defective console...thats called corporate greed.
Suing a recent whistleblower who has come forward with all this information about this defective console to PROTECT the consumer...thats called unethical corporate behavior driven by...corporate greed.
Defending a company that conducts itself in this manner even though you have been a victim of their unethical behavior...well... thats called being a dumbass.
Pointing all this out in this and any other forum...thats NOW called being a fanboy.
I'd much rather be a fanboy than a dumbass.
Oh yeah? You just jinxed yourself. That crapbox will be dead by the end of next week. Go call that guy in India and order your coffin ahead of time.
There is NO such thing as a 360 that won't eventually RROD. It is a continuing myth created my M$ to keep your dumbasses invested in the system.
THEY ALL FAIL. STOP THIS NONSENSE ABOUT WAITING FOR A NON DEFECTIVE SKU. THEY ALL FAIL.
M$ designs software. They should get out of the console business. They suck at it.
You are a dumbass. Collectors item, my ass. Hell... everybody will be collecting them after the 3 yr warranty runs out. What a dumbass.
They ALL fail.
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a gold digging bitch from Alaska.
Man, I'm am sorry for being disrespectful to you. I HATE Madden. This is a slap in the face to what could have been created in this generation of games. They have the ESPN license to go crazy with a simulated ESPN football presentation, with a full motion video Chris Berman, the whole gang. They have absolutely NO imagination whatsoever. It's like the EA sports team doesn't even watch football on Sunday. There is no one at EA sports with any kind of original ideas at all. And every year they charge $60 dollars for this lame ass, uninspired crap. I say bring back FMV in HD for pregame/halftime show presentation. Thats what bluray was made for!
Do SOMETHING to create excitement! Thats where 2K shined back in the day. They polished their shit with the little things that made you say "wow, I never saw that scene/animation before in the last 2 games I played". There is no "WOW" in madden. The QB looks like he shit his pants when he takes a step back to throw. Robotic looking shit. No fluidity. No women in the stadiums at all. no cutaways to anything resembling real fans at a game. Generic shit. You guys like paying for this kind of shit every year for another $60 dollars of your money in loyalty to Madden . I couldn't care if there was never another football game from EA sports ever. I'd still take 2k5 over this waste of a bluray disc. I would love for that guy who made METAL GEAR SOLID to make a MADDEN game before EA Sports ever attempted another one. Now THAT guy loves to make some engrossing games!
$14.99? you cheap ass bastard. You want a demo for Jeopardy. Have you ever seen Jeopardy? who needs fucking demo? STUPID!
Madden 09 is garbage. Nothing at all exciting. No drama. No emotion. No atmosphere. No refs. No chain gang. No realistic injury animation. Just pick a play and watch the robot players over and over and over again. Nothing ever changes. You score, then I score, then you score, then i score, until the time runs out. Hell, you don't even recognize the coaches anymore. You hardly ever see them. EA sports pissed in your faces again. $60 wasted on a repetitively BORING caricature of football. Oh how I miss 2k sports making me feel like everything mattered when i played. The drama. The coaches getting angry on the sideline. The QB's throwing their helmets into the turf when they threw an interception. The emotion on the sideline in reaction to what was going on in the game. I miss the fun of video football. This is another poorly animated DEAD football game. Fuck Peter Moore. Fuck EA sports.
I'm jackinthexbox and I approve this message.
The "new Xbox 360 Experience" would be being able to keep the same 360 for more than 6 months without it taking a shit, scratching all your discs, or burning your house down.
you are a funny guy...don't bother reading it...save yourself the heartache dude. Glad to see you finally get the DLC, which no one cares about at this point.