@AproposOfEverything:

Yes. Every console, every operating system, every consumer electronic device. ALL MUST PLAY NETHACK.

ALSO ANGBAND.

You can backtrack from the Bridge to Nowhere and then head down the 'cliff face' to more stuff.
Missing zero! Sorry, bargain hunters...
@Pale - no, I'm just really not a car guy.

I drive, but they are just these.. wheeled things that I barely understand.

Thank you, my Internet spellchecking friends. Ruck==Rock. :)
Yikes. Looks like this post is covering ground that has previously been trodden here:

[kotaku.com]

Apologies.

As one of our resident economists has pointed out - I meant 'profits', not 'costs'. I could explain how the sentence turned out that way but.. actually, no I probably couldn't.