@ninjacrusader: How very, very convienent. They should make all underage schoolgirl skirts this way.
@Chicken Pawks: You remind me of my avatar. Also the topic of this post.

Woah.
@Apoc28: Agreed, but the ass is better in the "enhancement".
Win some, Lose some, I guess.
IMO, FaceButt in teh sexeh
@Squirrelbot3000: Well, that's only because they let people in at 10pm the night before. Waiting in the R'Zone for 5 hours, early Black Friday morning isn't fun.

In addition, I don't really like the color, since it's the same as the preschool-blue of the GT5 system. I'm gonna trade it in for white at Best Buy.
@pitseleh0: Considering how desirable 2/3rds of the 500 cars in the GT series acually ARE, I wouldn't be surprised if that old Chevy is on the disc ITSELF.

@Anne Boleyn: That PS3 would make a kickass hood ornament. Expensive hood ornament.
@The Other White Meat: I often try to hide clearance merchandise in clever places in the store, so I can come back later and check if the price has gone down. Except the employees at my local Target are getting highly adept at finding said merchandise and removing them. It probably explains why they change the store layout every six months. They're getting wise to my methods.

Also, I often forget to visit Target for weeks at at time..................oh sh-
@Knifington: Wow, epic and highly entertaining.

BTW you made a typo here and there.
/douceism

Don't you wish Kotaku had a comment editor?

#dammitkotakuletmeeditmycomment...
@dracosummoner: Thanks. Since I figured that out long ago but didn't care to explain.
Words can't express how I feel about this black Friday, except....
Meh.

Still, I'll probably pick up a blue DualShock 3 at ToysR'Us. My original Sixaxis makes me feel like I'm gonna break it. It's also a piece of shit.

Also, what the hell is a Kmart?
@h8GWB: Threat:If my comments keep disappearing after I refresh the page, I'm gonna commit arson on your servers, Kotaku.
Wait, don't 2 of the 3 "bonus" games in the Wii and PS3 "bundles" already come with the system itself?

Why is Gamestop trying to mislead me? Surely this must by some kind of mistake or typo.
/sarcasm
Thanks, Kotaku, for mixing in theoretical physics into my gaming and J-pop-culture news. My life would be much less fun without mass confusion.

No wait. I've also confused your site with Sankakucomplex.
@Gambit09: In singularity. (www)
@Plainswalker22: And no one mentions Half-Life? Why?
@ChiltonGaines: Wealthy Gadabout: Yeah, you might as well complain that Roger Moore is almost a damn ginger-head and that he was gay in 'Boat Trip'.

Plus, the Craig movies brought Aston Martin back into Bond. Brosnan's Beemers were a retarded marketing choice. Plus they looked stupid.

Anyway, it's not like I really touch my Wii anymore (wwww), but I've kinda fallen out of casual gaming, not to mention hardcore gaming and the stereotype it's composed of faggot-dy fanboys.

I must admit, though, the NEW red Wii, with built-in motion plus has me drooling. I need to find a way to get rid of my two current Wiis.

Shit.
@magus-21: Word. I don't even know what that means.
I first heard about this on the radio (so I had no idea what the Move looked like), but I still could tell that this was a mondo rip-off of the Wiimote and Chuck. It might've been Dille's description of the Move by repeating, almost verbatim, of how people describe what the Wii does. He couldn't get a thesaurus?
@TexanIdiot25- we're boned....: @TexanIdiot25- we're boned....: @California Stig: I'm having trouble figuring out whether he's being absolutly sarcastic and failing to get that across or not. Not in today's world, at least.

Oh, internet, you emotionless void.

@FromaBuick6: Wow, finally an opinion on looks remotely similar to mine. Love the equipment options, and probably useful as hell, but it looks like a goddamn Yaris.

I hate the Yaris.

This is what Lego Batman drives.

That Lego KITT blew me away.

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