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It's the new version of the carrot dangling from a stick, instead the payoff isn't a carrot, but your life. Run maggot, RUN!

Note: Carrots aren't payoffs :S

Someone give that patient a high-five...er props? Ah who cares, that dude plays to the EXTREME!

@geesejuggler: WHICH ONE?! Does it involve explosions? #transformers

@ph15h: Eww... inFamous How dare you have an opposing opinion from mine :/ *slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap*

The gamers will look up and shout "Give us ZOE" and Kojima will whisper.......Do rike it that much?

Man I constantly hear people wanting a sequel to ZOE (missed it, will try it soon), so Kojima-san, please throw them a bone. I also hear a lot of gamers will do some dirty things to see this made. Disturbing things D:

@WhiteMage: What is the most requested item for VC? I don't believe there is an unanimous answer for it, instead there should be various games from a different people. And whereas if the person didn't get his/her wish he/she will bitch loudly on the internet and say how nothing "good" is ever out for VC, because the VC game they want wasn't released. I ask again what is the most requested VC game?

@spiderweb1986: Yeah I edited it at the last minute, my bad. Also it would probably mean more potential sales, but exclusivity might be a part of the reason.

@Ladyem: The song still gets me every time. Damn I can't believe how great the music is for this game

Please tell me this isn't the same reason why I am not seeing Jet Force Gemini in XBLA :/ DAMN YOU DANNY AND THAT FLUSH

@Camo Zombie is likely to be eaten by a grue: Sorry to crush your feelings *step on feelings* but that can never happen, unless MS buys out Nintendo O_O lol I beat all the replyers by a few seconds :P

@SanjiX: Analogy time! It's like a break up of a couple and deciding who gets the stuff. The crickety old chair cannot be divided, so it is sent in a storage until the ex-couples decide who gets it. Of course lawsuits could be ordered, but who cares about a crickety old chair anyway. I just want the dog :P

@Methusalah: Diddy's Quest ranks as one of my most favourite games of all time. Had a kick ass soundtrack to boot.

@Camo Zombie is likely to be eaten by a grue: Yes, but unlike Banjo Kazooie, the Donkey Kong Character is owned by Nintendo.

@TheVegetarianBurgerKing: I think it does. On it's shoulder and ankles (do dragons have ankles?)

Just tell me Bahamuts transformations! I will be solely disappointed if he doesn't transform into a giant gun or truck minus any tattoos it might have of course.

@Se7enthSamurai: That's all you get out of it anyway ;)

@(Starman) AnalysisDialysis: Whoa, whoa, whoa! They wanted to prank her, not scar her for life /:<

@That mop mutant from NES.: [kotaku.com] Fire = bad

Geez what a waste. I'd at least use it for toilet paper or something, don't they love spouting out "exclusives" on their magazine?

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