<![CDATA[Comments from enigma89]]> <![CDATA[Comments from enigma89]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Noel Gallagher Says Guitar Hero Is Better Than Arse Goblin Humping]]> Did he not learn anything after Jay-Z made him eat his words at Glastonbury? Now a game about decapitated samurais and goblin sodomites with laser guns is going to come out and blow his mind. Then he's going to be all "I never said innathing bad about games about Samurais and assrape goblins. I actually like games about Samurais and assrape goblins."

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Samba de Amigo: The Truck Spotted On Unspecified Freeway]]> There's a possibility that there is a very avid Sambe De Amigo fan that happened to be an ice cream man and was so excited by the prospect of getting it on the Wii, that he got his vehicle custom painted to symbolize his joy. I mean, I've seen several vans painted as the "Mystery Machine" in my life, so this shouldn't be too far off.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Silent Hill: Homecoming - The First Boss Fight]]> Well, I think it looks pretty damn good. The only reason I would rent it is because I'm a college student. I'm not balling, flying high or making it rain. I do, however, have 15 dollars a month for Gamefly.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on RudeVirtual.com - For All Your Digital Sex Puppet Needs]]> Unfortunately, this still doesn't have shit on Second Life and the whole "fucking an animal to have a baby animal" thing. I mean, they actually showed the animals banging the . . . digital avatar.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on These Days, Exclusives Are A "Little Less Important"]]> "Now Sony makes its own games for the [PS3] console, we make our own games for the [Xbox 360] console. The titles are exclusive, as they are also attempts [to] turn out the best of the console, but someone like Electronic Arts or Activision can have a business model of rarely developing for a console exclus-

(intern whispers in ear)

We got what?

(intern whispers again)

Holy fuck! When did we get Final Fantasy XIII? Holy crap! Oh ho, fuck you Sony! In your face!"

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Win Our PAX Schwag Bag]]> Well, since PAX is based off of Penny Arcade, why don't we put a spin on ComradeStalin and ParadeDC's ideas and have everyone make a comic of what they did instead of go to PAX.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Next Tony Hawk Game Adds Snowboarding, DS Motion Control]]> Now, I would love to see how, exactly, they gained the idea to add snowboarding. If this is the idea for the DS version of Tony Hawk, I can only imagine what they might add to the console versions of the next Tony Hawk. Parkour? Why the fuck not!? Hell, throw in some goddamn ATVs too!

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on PAX Panel: Girls and Games]]> "Linsey: Wants better love stories. There's conflict in relationships - it's fun, so why can't it be part of the game? Seriously, guys are secretly into this stuff."

And this is why women think men are so hard to understand. Stop taking advice from other women on what men are in to. I'm looking at you, Cosmopolitan.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Pure Soundtrack Unveiled]]> Man, this is the perfect soundtrack for those "Oh, what am I listening to? No one you would know" kinda people.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Wii Breaks One Million Mark In Canada]]> I don't know why I came back and read through the comments, but most of you pretty much ruined any kind of chance of me even thinking of going near Canada. Ever. Fuck spiders.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Wii Breaks One Million Mark In Canada]]> Goddammit, did you really need the picture of the huge spider? I mean, could you be more considerate to the arachnophobes?

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Invaders! Indeed No Longer Playable At GC 08]]> @adocious: No, see, pissing in "a" bowl of cereal would be art. Pissing in someone else's cereal is just disrespectful. Besides, I don't see the resemblance between piss and cereal to a painting of the crucifixion of Jesus.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on David Perry's Keynote: Sony Will Never Make Money on the PS3]]> Can someone let me know of any games that Acclaim put out recently that made a lot of money? I mean, he has to be stacking paper to talk this kind of shit about the people who would put his games on their system.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on MK vs. DC: Joker Will Shoot You In The Face]]> @dry-roasted-peanuts: Wait, you don't listen to music? What the hell, man?

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on What's In SingStar: Queen Anyway?]]> @Action-Bastard: And only see black people on TV. You forgot that part.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on PlayStation Store Update: Booty Calls]]> @lassiterb: Aw, why'd you duck? That plastic lightsaber had your name on it.

My girlfriend hates Star Wars (childhood fears of Jabba the Hutt) and I told her soon as I saw it that I was purchasing Force Unleashed. Well, I might as well be a virgin again.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on New Mortal Kombat vs DC Screens]]> @thurstonkillgore: Apparently you don't know the Joker very well.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Ratchet & Clank: To be Continued in 2009]]> Are you sure that's not Uncharted/Jak and Daxter, perhaps? I mean, that map and font doesn't look very Ratchet and Clank-ish.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on EA's Wall Of Fame/Shame]]> Man, I remember Zero Tolerance on Sega. That game was awesome.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Wheelman: Another Game With Vin Diesel]]> No, thanks. Let me know when they make a video game for Bangkok Dangerous.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Behold, Your Tales of Vesperia Collectors Edition]]> You know what would be hilarious? If they suddenly came out and said Tales of Vesperia was going to the PS3 also. Jamzy might kill himself.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Kratos, Nariko Come To LittleBigPlanet Pre-orderers]]> I think I just shat on myself, like, inside of my body.

It would be awesome if they made sack boys that are like Munnys so that people could paint them and make their own.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Burnout Bikes: 15 More Hours of Gameplay, No Nasty Crashes]]> I was just thinking about buying Burnout Paradise, and then they said this crap about riders disappearing and bikes staying intact. I think I'd rather go get Speed Kings. It's cheaper and better.

P.S. Yes, I did rent Burnout Paradise and no, I didn't enjoy it. It also turns out I was the only dipstick with their Playstation Eye turned on. Go figure.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Fat Princess Brouhaha on Fox News]]> @Thetallywacker: And I assure you at least one person on Fox news would have made a fried chicken joke.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Upcoming PSP Releases Will Make You Say "Wow"]]> Man, my PSP is broke to shit, so I might as well just buy a new one. To get it fixed is 100 and a new one would be just 40 dollars more (for a psp by itself). I have to get that and my PS3 fixed before the fall because that's when all the good stuff comes out. It's like Satan is trying to turn me against Sony.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on A Week In Comments]]> @Poisonous Taoist: Yeah, that tends to happen when /b/tards manage to gain the ability to comment.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Tomonobu Itagaki Mehs Okami, Respects Kutaragi]]> @lonesn1per: He should make films. I can't wait to hear him dump all over good movies.

"the Dark Knight was nice and all, but the problem is it sucked. My movie is better because I made it, and the Dark Knight was about a man in a bat costume. Who wants to see that? I'm awesome and I'm about to go drink. Later, bitch."

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Meet Chris Redfield's Australian Sidekick]]> Well, I wouldn't mind if she Van Der Water'd on me.

I'm completely unapologetic about that statement.

]]> <![CDATA[enigma89 commented on Sonic Statue]]> @enigma89: "they don't have *classic* Sonic". not current Sonic.

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