"Also, let us not forget:
Batman received ninja training, but stopped halfway through because he realized ninjas are suckers.
Besides, living in an inaccessible mountain fortress puts a crimp in one's sex life."
"@92BuickLeSabre: I'm just saying that the War of the Sexes is a detente.
We make them walk in shoes that can make them break an ankle; they make us walk around the city in a suit in the summer.
We make them shave their legs and naughty bits; they make us shave every day (not to mention the manscaping b.s.)
We make them wear pantyhose; they make us wear something to strangle us with.
I think the last salvo in the war was when men told women to drag a sharpened pencil around their eyes every morning."
"Boo-friggin' hoo.
I woke up this morning, and before I had my coffee, I dragged a really sharp knife over my face and neck, and then splashed rubbing alcohol over the area.
After that, I took an ornate piece of cloth, tied it around my neck in a complex knot and pulled it tight."
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