Wow.
Way to be a dick, Kirk.
I've already been thinking about dropping Kotaku as a news source for a while, and you definitely don't help my case on trying to win me back.
Shakespeare would.
Dude loves his monologues.
The Royal is such an easy mode character.

...which is exactly why I picked him. Go Royal go!
I see that you did there hurrr durrrrr

MacBooks are really nice.
$34.99 is much cheaper than buying a new video card.
Who the hell is Harry Dent?
It will work fine.

I'm a stick player, and I guarantee I look at the Vita version as a bit overwhelming considering my main choice of input isn't available, but my training partner is a pad player and he has absolutely no issue performing any advanced techniques at the drop of a hat. Fly/Unfly, whatever.

UMvC3 will play fine on the Vita, it's just a matter of learning how to perform advanced techniques on a pad when you're used to a stick. The only issue I really see is lack of a dedicated dashing button since the Vita has a few less control options, but that might be possible to map to the back touch screen.
I would be surprised if you couldn't play PSN games on Vita.
"hit closer to home than say, Homecoming, but most found them not entirely right."

'Not entirely right' is an understatement. That game was the furthest thing from a Silent Hill game I've played in the series.
Homecoming was actually really good, and was much closer to the Silent Hill experience than Shattered Memories and The Room (The Room was good, btw, though much less Silent Hill-ish than 1-3/Homecoming/Origins)
I am extremely excited for Downpour.
I am not excited for Korn.

Im assuming its just going to play during the credits or something, which I believe I can make good use of my mute button at that point.
Daniel Litcht is an amazing composer, and from what I've heard so far, the soundtrack to Downpour is going to be really good (minus Korn).

He hits the same nerve as Akira's music, but infuses his own style. It's pretty rad.
That correction went right over your head, didn't it?
Which is dumb. Most smartphones SHOULD have a toggle, it makes life so much easier.

A jailbroken iPhone has SBSettings and you can have a toggle for EVERYTHING. It makes life awesome again.
How is giving the end consumer more options for distribution anti-competitive?
Sure, leech off the main console's battery and reduce it from 3 hours of battery life to 2.
Fantastic.
Its not even close to the same.
That girl with the pony tail in the picture totally has a "derp" face
To be fair, when Ouendan came out the world wasn't being dominated by 99 cent Angry Birds and other great games at a price that would make GameStop balk.
That was the Pixar of fighting game trailers.
The Gamer's Guide
More Stories…