<![CDATA[Comments from Danj3ris]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Danj3ris]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Dead Rising Wii Is Official, Brilliantly Renamed]]> "we're not sure. We don't know computers."

HaHA HAA!

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on The Ten Worst Production Car Color Combinations]]> My vote is for the Kotaku car. Yes, thats right, one of the cars on your list matches the color scheme of your sister site!

1991 Dodge Stealth Pace Car FTW!

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Justify Your Mega Man 9]]> While I appreciate the new introduction to "Justify your game", I sorely miss the photo of the family wearing helmets.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on USPS Says Guaranteed Overnight Isn't Guaranteed. What?]]> This is absolutely true. I worked as a USPS letter carrier and when I had to empty collection boxes at least half the time there would be a letter or two stuck against the side of the box or at the very top of the box. To combat this, the USPS has a company send out test letters to see how long it takes for them to reach their destination. They also do random checks after you leave to make sure you grabbed every single letter. People have been fired over this.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Become Kotaku's Next King of Comments]]> That dude has been wielding the mighty banhammer??

No seriously, good job Witzbold.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Tenchu 4 Wii Trailer]]> I'd like this game to be good. I played the original Tenchu to death, and if they remade it on the Wii with updated graphics and controls, It'd be a definite purchase.

So I'm hoping for the best with Tenchu 4.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Dragonforce 100% On Expert]]> To whoever said this guy is fake awesome at fake guitar, I disagree. This guy is real awesome at fake guitar, and he will always be more real awesome at fake guitar than you or I will ever be.

What's next? Precision Mode, than Performance Mode, than a new golden age for mankind. Hallelujah!

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Xbox Live "Gay" Crackdown MIGHT Be Getting A Little Out Of Hand]]> Gamers on XBox Live making a big stink about Richard Gaywood, because there happens to be "gay" in it.. How much you wanna bet that those same gamers who complained about the name are the same gamers that yell out that word and others, purposely to harass other gamers?

This is so lame. I argued that "theGAYERgamer" didn't belong on XBox Live simply because of the nature of the beast that XBox Live is (a majority of gay haters). But Richard Gaywood? I'm at a loss. People are foolish.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Metal Gear Solid + Lupin The Third = So Awesome]]> This has instantly increased the coolness factor of MGS and Lupin III ten-fold. Wow.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Dead Space: Glimpses of Outer Space Carnage]]> I'm interested in the disagreement over whether or not the main character's suit is a good look or not. I'm really starting to like it. I feel like when you can't see the main character's face, you put your own face there and connect even more. Now if he doesn't have a voice, we're set.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Cubescape Makes Isometric Art Easy]]> I'm voting this as one of the absolute worst lifehacker posts ever, as after I read it, I didn't get any work done for three hours straight. :p

But I won't lie. It's fun.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on "theGAYERGamer" Gets Xbox Live Ban, Microsoft Explains]]> @robinandtami: I see your point. But there is a huge disconnect between XBox Live's ToS and the "way XBox Live is". Based on the ToS a gamertag like "lady warrior" should be banned because it can induce bigotry. Chances are it won't however because of the "way XBox Live is".

The "way Xbox Live is" is what I mean to be the user experience. "Geezer Gamer" can induce bigotry but may never be banned. "theGAYERgamer" will. XBox Live is regrettably homosexual-unfriendly, and gamers will go out of their way to make a homosexual feel unwelcome and unbelonging, to the point of claiming that a Gamertag ruins their gaming experience and Microsoft will not have that! No sir!

But since you're talking about me and what I agree/disagree with, I'll make it clear. A gamertag never really bothers me. Unless you have racial/gender/religious/ethnic slurs and or commonly known swear-words in the Gamertag. "theGAYERgamer" is a name. The name doesn't bother me. But because I know what kind of people exist on XBox Live, and what kind of shit that name will cause to the user, and what kind of shit it will cause the XBox Live team who has to please as many people as possible, the name doesn't belong. And I'm saying it doesn't belong in an (across the board trouble-preventing) standpoint. But he made the name, and got banned. Banning implicitly hammers the point home that the name doesn't belong.

I'm not agreeing with Bigots on XBox Live who spit hate and complained enough to get the name banned. I'm agreeing with XBox Live, which has to please as many gamers as possible in an online gaming service that just so happens to be full of Homosexual hating bigots. I wish the name could belong and not be harassed and not cause shit and not be banned. But it will.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on "theGAYERGamer" Gets Xbox Live Ban, Microsoft Explains]]> So was Screechskater banned because of commenter hatred towards gays who flaunt gayness on xbox live? Or because the post was immediately labeled bigotry when it wasn't?

Banning "theGAYERgamer" from Xbox live because "there is no context to explain that ( that being there could be an argument that the text is not pejorative to homosexuality and should therefore be allowed) is understandable. I may not agree with it, but it makes sense.

But banning a Kotaku commentator in a Forum where there is a Forum to explain the context surrounding writing in a Forum, which in my reading wasn't bigotry, and whose author probably decided after the immediate firestorm of "BIGOT" labels being hurled in his direction it was useless to defend himself anyway, is shit.

After reading a few of skater's comments on this article It seems that a homosexual dislikes when homosexuals advertise their homosexuality on xbox live. The shit doesn't belong there, and I interpreted shit to mean "unnecessary trouble/drama causing BS".

I'm inclined to agree with ScreechSkater. The shit doesn't belong there. It would be wonderful if you could flaunt it. But like "theGAYERgamer" said, "I figured that it was just from people reporting it as an offensive name being that the greater Xbox live community isn't exactly welcome to gay people...", hence the reason why it doesn't belong there. I have nothing against flaunting your sexuality. But because of the way xboxlive is, it just doesn't belong there. Because it causes shit. Especially for theGAYERgamer with the gamertag getting banned.

Maybe people jumped down ScreechSkater's throat because it was called shit? Perhaps it should have been written as "shit waiting to happen" instead. Perhaps this commentator is a ban-hammer victim of an article whose misunderstood 1st reply paints Kotaku even uglier than it's lime green and pink digs.

So which was it Kotaku? Banned because skater thought that gays shouldn't flaunt gayness on Xbox Live? Or banned because skater is overwhelmingly declared a bigot?

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on The Best Worst Game URL On The Internet Right Now]]> This is funny in a HA kind of way. Not in a HA HA kind of way. Unless its Ha-HAAA!...truth in advertising.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on T Mobile: Listen To The Most Pointless Customer Service Call Ever]]> Duh :p

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on T Mobile: Listen To The Most Pointless Customer Service Call Ever]]> Obviously T-Mobile is one of many companies who currently subscribe to the notion that the world will be ending in the next 4 yrs. So to put it in plain English, you just don't matter.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on The Worst, Most NSFW PlayStation Ad Ever]]> Ohhhh... They are trying to relate playing the Playstation 3 to having sex!

I think.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on What Would Be Your Perfect VC Update?]]> @Mr.Waffleton:

That really would be the perfect VC update.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on The Video Game Music Jukebox]]> The hotel is my choice for Game soundtracks as well.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Zero Punctuation Takes On You]]> You like numbers?

I laughed. And henceforth was happy.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on This Hands-Free Super Mario World Level Plays Sweet, Sweet Music]]> I'd love to be the one to press "A" and start the level. Because there is only one thing that could make this cooler: seeing it happen in real-time.

Bravo.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on SR-388: The Bigger, Badder, Not A Metroid II Remake Fan Project]]> Metroid II re-imagined to look like Super Metroid with extra features, and Metroid II remade to look like Metroid Fusion.

Double your pleasure, double your fun!

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on GTA: Remembrances of Cars Jacked]]> In GTA III, I had gone around shooting people with a pistol for a bit and my stars were rising. I found a shotgun and wiped out a few more people. At three stars I saw this red and white pill looking thing floating around in the corner near the police station. I grab it and the next thing I know I'm running in slow motion. I get back to the road, 2 police cars come to a screeching halt in front of me and the 2 cops exit their vehicles. I take aim at one as the two are crossing paths to get to me, and in slow-motion I see my one shot-gun blast take out both cops in a synchronized mirror imaged fall up into the air and land on their backs accompanied by two low pitched drawn out howls. Its like they both slipped on the same banana peel while running in opposite directions. I had been playing for the first time and this happened 10 minutes into it. My mind was blown.

But the first time I heard Ray Liotta's voice in Vice City as Tommy Vercetti, I got giddy.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on The Mario Theme, Performed By A Car And Some Bottles Of Wine]]> I do not know how to express my amazement in a way that displays my level of amazement. I am amazed. This amazes me. This is amazing.... I need scissors! 61!

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Katsuya Terada Zelda Artwork: Save, Cherish]]> @kyouteki: Absolutely. I just pulled out my player's guide. Its all there for me, on paper. :)

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Zero Punctuation Relishes No More Heroes]]> What does it say about a video game, when the most accurate description of it comes from a review by Zero Punctuation?

I'm not really sure. But I loved it anyway.

You people should try You have to burn the rope.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Guitar Hero Wii Mono Lawsuit Settled]]> For a whole second I was like "Why didn't I think of that?" But then I saw you were joking with the whole millions thing.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Portal's GlaDOS As Bondage Slave]]> Well this just rocks my socks. I like it!

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Halo 3's Forge Gets Filtered]]> Oh good, I had just run out of good sunset "wishing you were here" postcards on Last Resort using strategically placed Spartan Laser shots with the world dimming lighting effects.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on See Sega Exploit Cat Cuteness For DS Game]]> Cats are the dirtiest animal in existence. Even worse than pigs. A pig eats and craps in the same place, because it doesn't care. A cat on the other hand purposely licks dirt off of its body and then swallows it, forming a hairball it then expels anyplace.

So cute!

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Real Life World Of Warcraft Armor]]> I really want to be impressed by this, but I'm finding it to be quite difficult because it's WOW related.

Thank you WOW. You mood-killer you.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Professor De Marco The Curious Cell Phone: Part 2]]> Flynn, you must wear one of those ties with a hidden camera in it. If you're going to play their game, you cheat like a motherf#*%!r. And then post that reconnaissance like its nobody's business.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented]]> All hail Hypno Toad!

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on What Was The First Game You Beat?]]> Either Ducktales or Chip and Dale:Rescue Rangers on the NES.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Bionic Commando Loses His Hot Dogs]]> Character customization via Halo 3. If I want pink camo with bright yellow tubes in his arm, I should be able to have it. I have no problem with the hair, but like others above me have posted, a mullet as a choice would be nice. Or even a "I write for Kotaku and my name is Brian Crecente" hairdo. Maybe even "Sean Connery just getting out of solitary confinement ala The Rock".

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Professor De Marco and The Curious Cell Phone]]> They chose the cheapest possible Nokia. That phone has almost no desirable features and its hella difficult to use.

Flynn, try and read that message outside in the sunlight. Can't do it! Take the sim card out and put it in a nicer phone, then ebay that junk.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Persian Prince Favored For Prince Of Persia Role]]> Where was I when this poll was conducted? Sheesh. I tell you, one bad show on MTV and stardome goes right out the door.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Revenge of the Haunted Ms. Pac-Man]]> What needs to be done is a couple more owners need to own it and wish they never did. Finally, Golden Palace will consider this thing to be a piece of Americana. Once they do, that owner would be very smart to stick it on Ebay, where a killing will be made.

HA-Haa... Killing.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on Frankenreview, Army of Two (PS3)]]> Hey, where's Insomnia's review? Because you know that no Frankenreview is complete unless you have a reviewer that completely disagrees with the reviews that actually matter.

]]> <![CDATA[Danj3ris commented on The Street Fighter IV AOU Trailer]]> Not a Street Fighter nut, but it looks incredible. Nice going Capcom.

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