<![CDATA[Comments from cheeses]]> <![CDATA[Comments from cheeses]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Itagaki Not Impressed With Devil May Cry]]> Please Kotaku, stop posting the bullshit opinions of this fucktard. His comments frustrating and equally grating, observe:

"I hate Hideo Kojima because he is a weakling who washed his hair and 'cause my game Ninja Gaiden 2, exclusive to the super-fabulous Xbox360, will be release on June 3rd 2008."

"I hate toilets because their design is ill complacent and 'cause my game Ninja Gaiden 2, exclusive to the super-fabulous Xbox360, will be release on June 3rd 2008."

"I hate [insert random subject here] because [insert flamebaity troll logic here] and 'cause my game Ninja Gaiden 2, exclusive to the super-fabulous Xbox360, will be release on June 3rd 2008."

How many more times can you blog about that and still make it seem interesting?
I can tell you now, it's not as much as you think.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Metal Gear Solid 4 Box Says 4.6 GB Installation]]> @Alex_Mexico: And Devil May Cry 4 took 22 minutes to install 5GB.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Metal Gear Solid 4 Box Says 4.6 GB Installation]]> @超外人: Oh trust that. Hideo Kojima is too smart and innovative to just have you sit there starring at an install screen for 25 minutes. There'll probably be some sort of minigame or maybe even a MGS "history lesson". Is that do-able?

Speaking of which, I hope they've added the original PS1 version of MGS as a bonus and a 'thank you' to the fans (if Namco can give away the first three Tekken games with Tekken 5, why can't Konami do something similar). It's just 500MB.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on MGS4 Has 90-Minute Cutscenes [UPDATE]]]> Yes, 90 minutes is the length of a feature film but I loved the cutscenes in the previous three games, so I don't care. And in any case, you'll be able to check your stats and control mk.II during these scenes so that'll atleast smooth the ride for those suffering from ADD.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on RE5 to have 2player Co-op, Cover System]]> The best just got better?

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on BioShock Confirmed For PS3]]> @todde7: Bitter much?

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on BioShock Confirmed For PS3]]> @dalejrfanfreak: That and the fact that all of the 360's top games for 2008 will also get released on PC, right?

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on The PSP Is Sony's Gateway Drug]]> Mmmm...Planet Earth Blu-Ray...good.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Kojima Is "Thinking" About Metal Gear Solid 5]]> [ecx.images-amazon.com]

Look! Japan's getting the MGS4 boxart/packaging the rest of the world wish they were getting. And it has Yoji Shinkawa cover art that actually resembles the art that appeared on previous instalments. What a novel idea.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on A Better, Custom Gunmetal PS3]]> Oooo, that is actually very nice. And no more finger prints and scratches either. Damn me for being such an over-eager early adopter.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on New Metal Gear Solid 4 Screens Sneak Out]]> Is it just me or does it seem as though Akiba aka Johnny Sasaki could be Raiden undercover? The completely covered up face and whiff of white hair is making me think this.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on CliffyB Doesn't Want To Be CliffyB Anymore]]> Good job, Clifford. Now if only you can do something about that hair.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on New, Proper Prince Of Persia Screens]]> Looking absolutely wonderful? No Ubisoft, I want a Prince of Persia game that looks like a less-grey Assassin's Creed. I hope they pull another Splinter Cell: Conviction and send this thing's ass back to the drawing board aswell.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Itagaki Rags On Ninja Gaiden Sigma]]> I find it hilarious when sad old posers treat corporations like jilted ex-lovers (or in Microsoft's case, best friends who pay their utility bills)...what's that you say? This is just his way of promoting his latest "reinterpretation" of 2004's Ninja Gaiden. Really? Phew!

Also, "is your crotch hungry, girl? Cause it's eating your pants!"

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Capcom vs. Legendary Anime Company!]]> No Capcom, try again! This is NOT the X-Men vs. Street Fighter sequel I asked for.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Killzone 2 Pushed Back For Scheduling Reasons]]> Ron Eagle does have a point. For 2008, the gaming industry is relying on me to buy MGS4, Fallout3, Gears o' War2, LBP, SCIV, Fable2, Resistance2, Motorstorm2, wipeoutHD, maybe Mirrors Edge, maybe Force Unleashed, maybe TR:Underworld. I just can't let them down. And having to worry about buying KZ2 would just complicate things.

@DugDawg: "PS3 users keep knocking Xbox 360's 2008 lineup, but I think there's plenty of content coming."

Yeah, with almost all of their "exclusives" coming to PC as well?

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Wii Fit Going For Silly Prices, To Silly People, On Ebay]]> Common sense, Luke? You say that as though they had it to begin with.

@the_funny_thing_is: It's a plastic box you stand on that tells you you're fat. What's not to love?

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Rich Nerds Want To Build A Utopian City In The Ocean And...Wait A Minute...]]> Oh dear, this sounds far too much like that terrific idea Elisabeth Förster-Nietzsche had. Wonder how long it'll take them to abandon their "utopian" this time.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Parents! Watch Out For Meat Shields]]> @ChimDeathmonkey: Personally, I prefer the term "beef curtain".

Oh and Resident Evil 5, won't cause no drama no mo' on account of it recently being neutered. You'll now be able to roundhouse kick "zombies" of all shades and hues. See N'Gai Croal, you browned your pants for nothing.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on N-Gage Gets Konami Games (Yes, Including Metal Gear)]]> @Antihippy: Newsflash: yawn.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on N-Gage Gets Konami Games (Yes, Including Metal Gear)]]> @Kyoujin: Newsflash: You're oblivious to sarcasm.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on N-Gage Gets Konami Games (Yes, Including Metal Gear)]]> I heard from a friend of mine that Metal Gear Mobile will be released on the Xbox360. I bet it will be 'cause the 360 is the best console with the largest install base and stuff and Konami would loose a lot of money if they kept it exclusive to the N-Gage. I know they said it would never be released on the XBox 360 but if it doesn't sell enough on the N-Gage they'll have to port it to recover the production costs. But I guess, Nokia paid them money for exclusivity or it's because Nokia and Konami both come from Japan and hate America or something. I wish Peter Moore would come out and show us a Metal Gear Mobile tattoo, that would really give me peace of mind.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on There Will Be More Metal Gear]]> Gawd, there'll be a torture scene YET AGAIN and depending on what decision you make Snake will either live or die at game's end. If he dies someone will take up his mantle for the next game (yes, a clone) and if he lives he'll retire at the end of the game and pass his mantle on to his "protege" (no, Raiden also dies).

MGS5 (it will not be called this) will feature duel storylines similar to the Tanker/Plant setup of MGS2 which will intersect from time to time and join up at the game's last chapter. You will either play as Old Snake's protege or clone Snake (Monica Bellu...err, I mean Naomi Hunter will try to clone three babies, only one will survive).

And to Ryan Payton, Hideo Kojima should give you a swift kick in the balls for calling him "weird". That's more than you deserve, you uppity PA.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Young Males *Heart* PS3, Young Females *Heart* Wii]]> Blasé ageing hipsters *Heart* PS3
Old people and/or infants *Heart* Wii
Angry shouty teenage boys *Heart* XBox360

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Siren: Blood Curse Even Scarier Moving]]> Yeah scary.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on New Character for Soul Calibur IV: Ashlotte]]> This game is going to have 200 characters when it evertually gets released. There's a new combatant every 2nd week. I'm definitely not complaining, though.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented]]> Atleast, Bayonetta didn't have to get her leg amputated to have that specific upgrade done. Others aren't so fortunate.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Age Of Conan Early Start Preorders Sold Out, Dammit]]> Since I have nothing nice to say about Age of Conan, I'll say that it looks like that picture of Grace Jones was taken by misunderstood devil whore Leni Riefenstahl.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Kojima: "Metal Gear Solid 4 is Complete"]]> @DevCo: I can just imagine you saying that with one hand on the hip and with the other hand doing that z-motion finger snap thing.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented]]> Mad Max meets the lady villian from Indian Jones & the Last Crusade.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Duck, Then Cover, It's Some Fallout 3 Concept Art]]> Can't hardly wait...

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Mirror's Edge Trailer Analyzed]]> @ruslander: Yeah, someone should do an analysis of MGS4's new "theatrical" trailer. There's some stuff in there that made me do a double-take (like the bit where Noami's crying and you see Snake's naked, messed up back for a split second.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Star Wars: The Force Unleashed Multiplayer Makes LucasArts PR Snappy]]> @Rask: Sad but probably true.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Xbox 360 Spring Showcase Round]]> @Nirolak: Or maybe 3, Alan Wake will never be released and only exists in the hearts and minds of frustrated individuals who want to validate the purchase of their Xbox360 to themselves and everyone else. Maybe it's that one.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Kojima: Western Devs "Have Surpassed Us"]]> Oh Jesus, Bizarro-Kojima and his Bizarroworld logic strikes again. Up is down, left is right, good is bad and things that are shit are actually fabulous etcetera. Or did the buffoon who did the translating just fuck things up again. I can never tell.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on So... Will There Be Another Metal Gear Solid?]]> @ビッグ ボス: New characters, like the babies they clone from Snake's DNA at the end of MGS4? New characters like that?

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Hits This Holiday, Old Screens Included]]> If it's a straight up platformer, I'll buy it and not just because of Banjo's new blocky ankles.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on So... Will There Be Another Metal Gear Solid?]]> @Dorphat the Insomniac: It's not retarded and needless, it's innovative and fun-fun (fun-fun is the better version of plain fun).

Also, Metal Gear Solid 5 starring the reanimated zombie corpse of Solid Snake (or is that Big Boss). Teehee, I can never tell the difference... ;)

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented on Itagaki: No More Ninja Gaiden, This Was My Swan Song]]> "No More Ninja Gaiden, This Was My Swan Song"
Thank gawd, now you can return to the grave you rose from in the early 1980s.

]]> <![CDATA[cheeses commented]]> Vamp wears pleather? Really, Vamp I expected more from you.

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