cheeses commented on Parents! Watch Out For Meat Shields, at 6:56 AM on May 20 @ChimDeathmonkey: Personally, I prefer the term "beef curtain". Oh and Resident Evil 5, won't cause no drama no mo' on account of it recently being neutered. more »

cheeses commented on N-Gage Gets Konami Games (Yes, Including Metal Gear), at 5:18 AM on May 20 @Antihippy: Newsflash: yawn. more »

cheeses commented on N-Gage Gets Konami Games (Yes, Including Metal Gear), at 3:36 AM on May 20 @Kyoujin: Newsflash: You're oblivious to sarcasm. more »

cheeses commented on N-Gage Gets Konami Games (Yes, Including Metal Gear), at 3:02 AM on May 20 I heard from a friend of mine that Metal Gear Mobile will be released on the Xbox360. more »

cheeses commented on There Will Be More Metal Gear, at 1:02 AM on May 20 Gawd, there'll be a torture scene YET AGAIN and depending on what decision you make Snake will either live or die at game's end. more »

cheeses commented on Young Males *Heart* PS3, Young Females *Heart* Wii, at 12:50 AM on May 20 Blasé ageing hipsters *Heart* PS3 Old people and/or infants *Heart* Wii Angry shouty teenage boys *Heart* XBox360 more »

cheeses commented on Siren: Blood Curse Even Scarier Moving, at 2:57 AM on May 19 Yeah scary. more »

cheeses commented on New Character for Soul Calibur IV: Ashlotte, at 1:00 AM on May 19 This game is going to have 200 characters when it evertually gets released. more »

cheeses commented on Age Of Conan Early Start Preorders Sold Out, Dammit, at 1:47 AM on May 16 Since I have nothing nice to say about Age of Conan, I'll say that it looks like that picture of Grace Jones was taken by misunderstood devil whore Leni Riefenstahl. more »

cheeses commented on Kojima: "Metal Gear Solid 4 is Complete", at 1:41 AM on May 16 @DevCo: I can just imagine you saying that with one hand on the hip and with the other hand doing that z-motion finger snap thing. more »

cheeses commented on Duck, Then Cover, It's Some Fallout 3 Concept Art, at 12:13 AM on May 16 Can't hardly wait... more »

cheeses commented on Mirror's Edge Trailer Analyzed, at 7:59 AM on May 15 @ruslander: Yeah, someone should do an analysis of MGS4's new "theatrical" trailer. more »

cheeses commented on Star Wars: The Force Unleashed Multiplayer Makes LucasArts PR Snappy, at 5:28 AM on May 15 @Rask: Sad but probably true. more »

cheeses commented on Xbox 360 Spring Showcase Round, at 1:14 AM on May 15 @Nirolak: Or maybe 3, Alan Wake will never be released and only exists in the hearts and minds of frustrated individuals who want to validate the purchase of their Xbox360 to themselves and everyone else. more »

cheeses commented on Kojima: Western Devs "Have Surpassed Us", at 8:49 AM on May 14 Oh Jesus, Bizarro-Kojima and his Bizarroworld logic strikes again. more »

cheeses commented on So... Will There Be Another Metal Gear Solid?, at 7:19 AM on May 14 @ビッグ ボス: New characters, like the babies they clone from Snake's DNA at the end of MGS4? more »