<![CDATA[Comments from Cell9song]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Cell9song]]> http://kotaku.com/people/cell9song http://kotaku.com/people/cell9song Cell9song commented on Mario Lunch Causes Admiration, Hunger Pangs Old news

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http://kotaku.com/373888/mario-lunch-causes-admiration-hunger-pangs#c4941093 http://kotaku.com/373888/mario-lunch-causes-admiration-hunger-pangs#c4941093 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:32:49 MDT
Cell9song commented on Midna Cosplay Takes The Cosplay Cake something about latex.......

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http://kotaku.com/373880/midna-cosplay-takes-the-cosplay-cake#c4940919 http://kotaku.com/373880/midna-cosplay-takes-the-cosplay-cake#c4940919 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:08:32 MDT
Cell9song commented on Get Prey For $4.95 This Weekend @Eschguy:

just go rent it for 3 bucks.

I strongly disagree. The game looks and plays far superior on the PC. They made some beautiful set pieces that can only be fully appreciated at high settings.

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Cell9song commented on Get Prey For $4.95 This Weekend @blackdice:

After the machine killed Granpa did you go back and inadverdently kill the next guy because you started the machine?

oopsies!

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Cell9song commented on Get Prey For $4.95 This Weekend This is a no-brainer if you've never played the game before. johnny_ultimate hits it on the head. Its got its flaws but overall its a fun and sometimes surprising shooter. The biggest downside is the end-boss battle, very old-school but not in a good way. Don't let that stop you from enjoying the rest of it though. Also, the multiplayer is a novel take on quake-style deathmatching.

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http://kotaku.com/373784/get-prey-for-495-this-weekend#c4934249 http://kotaku.com/373784/get-prey-for-495-this-weekend#c4934249 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:09:08 MDT
Cell9song commented on 15-Year-Old Killed For Not Passing Game Some of you motherfuckers are really disrespectful. A kid died. Reading this section, I half expected someone to say boom headshot because they think its funny. I hope bash(or witz...I dunno...he likes guns) will clean up this comment section soon.

some people deal with horrific news/tragedy by using gallows humor. This is true particularly in areas like Eastern Europe (Bosnia, Croatia, etc) where genocide is occurring. Take the bunch out of your panties. Simply because their reaction isn't what you deem as acceptable is no reason to be screaming for the ban hammers to come out. If you want forced, maudlin, drippy dialogue I'm sure there are many sites out there that will cater to that kind of thing.

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http://kotaku.com/372878/15+year+old-killed-for-not-passing-game#c4933312 http://kotaku.com/372878/15+year+old-killed-for-not-passing-game#c4933312 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:38:15 MDT
Cell9song commented on Gearbox Boss "Shares Contempt" For In-Game Ads @jayntampa:

I've always liked Randy Pitchford. Gearbox nailed the HL1 sequel "Opposing Force" perfectly. When they got picked to do the Halo 1 port for PC people gave them a bunch of shit over the performance but they had to basically take an engine that was built from the ground up for the console and make it work on various PC's while having to implement network playability from scratch. All of that had to be done in 12 months. What people don't see is that Halo 1 for the PC now runs like butter while the Halo 2 port that was done by Bungie and Microsoft is pure garbage. They further spent 6 figures on making Halo CE which allowed people to build maps and have the multiplayer as a seperate .exe without having to install the entire game. BiA is simply a great series with some cool ideas

Pitchford has always gone out of his way to keep the community informed and always comes off as a gamer and not as some shallow suit from the publisher treating people like sheep with a bunch of catch-phrases and other bullshit.

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http://kotaku.com/373687/gearbox-boss-shares-contempt-for-in+game-ads#c4932761 http://kotaku.com/373687/gearbox-boss-shares-contempt-for-in+game-ads#c4932761 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:32:35 MDT
Cell9song commented on Stand Aside Yahtzee, Anne Diamond Stole Our Hearts when people complain about the left's manufactured outrage and hyper-political correctness here in the US I only have to look at countries like Britain and Australia to see that things could be far worse.

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Cell9song commented on Stand Aside Yahtzee, Anne Diamond Stole Our Hearts Anne Diamond needs a good deep dicking.

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Cell9song commented on S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky Gets Worldwide Release Date @njhardcoreguy:

if you think it's just "another tactical shooter" then you obviously haven't played it. It's probably one of the most unique shooter/RPG's ever made and easily the most immersive. I suggest you give it a shot (make sure you install some of the user mods first to balance the gameplay a little better...the original is a bit rough)

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http://kotaku.com/372970/stalker-clear-sky-gets-worldwide-release-date#c4901837 http://kotaku.com/372970/stalker-clear-sky-gets-worldwide-release-date#c4901837 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:41:13 MDT
Cell9song commented on S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky Gets Worldwide Release Date @schizogony:

It's even gotten me interested in the actual Chernobyl disaster itself and made me want to learn about it. When a game makes you want to learn history, it's doing something right.

same here. While playing through the game I would head off to various sites that dealt with the disaster. I also picked up "Roadside Picnic" from Amazon. Fascinating stuff.

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http://kotaku.com/372970/stalker-clear-sky-gets-worldwide-release-date#c4901697 http://kotaku.com/372970/stalker-clear-sky-gets-worldwide-release-date#c4901697 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:36:49 MDT
Cell9song commented on S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky Gets Worldwide Release Date GSC commiting to another hard street date?

didn't they learn the first time?

anyhoo, I'll be looking forward to this as much as the first. Can't wait.

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http://kotaku.com/372970/stalker-clear-sky-gets-worldwide-release-date#c4901615 http://kotaku.com/372970/stalker-clear-sky-gets-worldwide-release-date#c4901615 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:34:23 MDT
Cell9song commented on 50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING crystal skull?

how about empty skull....

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http://kotaku.com/372703/50-cent-sequels-story-is-amazing#c4891584 http://kotaku.com/372703/50-cent-sequels-story-is-amazing#c4891584 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:34:48 MDT
Cell9song commented on Battlefield Bad Company Beta Leaked? The beta isn't bad. It's typical Battlefield fare. It definitely plays better than BF: Modern Combat.

The only thing is if you are used to the crisp weapon handling and instantaneous gun swapping of CoD4, Bad Company will be somewhat frustrating until you get used to it.

The biggest problem I have with the game is the way the player names are displayed over ones character. The names float around and your not sure if it belongs to the guy next to you or the one standing 20 feet away. I've gotten a lot of kills just because of opponents hesitating due to the issue. Theres also some other little niggling things but they're all minor. With a little tweaking it should be worth a purchase.

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http://kotaku.com/372398/battlefield-bad-company-beta-leaked#c4889139 http://kotaku.com/372398/battlefield-bad-company-beta-leaked#c4889139 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:24:55 MDT
Cell9song commented on Hammer Comes Down On Xbox Live Cheaters No guilty conscience here. In 15 years of gaming I never once cheated in a MP game. Never saw the point of it. I imagine it's kind of like using cheats in a single player game just for the hell of it. It's fun for about 30 minutes but after that it becomes dull because the game no longer holds a challenge.

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http://kotaku.com/371745/hammer-comes-down-on-xbox-live-cheaters#c4865764 http://kotaku.com/371745/hammer-comes-down-on-xbox-live-cheaters#c4865764 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:09:08 MDT
Cell9song commented on NCsoft Readies Two More Unreal MMOs I played Exteel all through its beta and had a rather fun time with it. It's a great game if you only have a half an hour to commit. The game runs on just about any system, the combat is fun and the upgrade system makes it addictive.

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Cell9song commented on EA Responds to Bad Company Weapons Charge Dear EA,

Fuck you.

sincerely

-Cell9song.

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http://kotaku.com/371407/ea-responds-to-bad-company-weapons-charge#c4846563 http://kotaku.com/371407/ea-responds-to-bad-company-weapons-charge#c4846563 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:53:13 MDT
Cell9song commented on This Is Why Midway's CEO Is No Longer Midway's CEO Sumner Redstone is a vile old bag of shit who is responsible for the backwards state of the music industry and now is showing his corporate fuckery chops in the gaming sector.

I'm sure he was just swell early on in his professional lifetime but old senile media kings should die when the time comes, not hang on to the last shred of relevancy like its his last breath of oxygen.

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http://kotaku.com/370966/this-is-why-midways-ceo-is-no-longer-midways-ceo#c4827205 http://kotaku.com/370966/this-is-why-midways-ceo-is-no-longer-midways-ceo#c4827205 Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:23:03 MDT
Cell9song commented on Halo 3 Heroic Maps Set Free On Tuesday My 360 optical drive has completely died. I used to be able to get it to work by opening/closing the tray several times but now it just sits not spinning up at all.

My warranty expired back in december so now its going to cost me $100 for them to repair it because they've effectively blocked people from using 3rd party drives which would've saved me money.

bastards

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http://kotaku.com/370994/halo-3-heroic-maps-set-free-on-tuesday#c4823515 http://kotaku.com/370994/halo-3-heroic-maps-set-free-on-tuesday#c4823515 Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:09:05 MDT
Cell9song commented on Gibson Goes Sue Happy On MTV And EA The legal profession......giving so much to society everyday.

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Cell9song commented on Age Of Conan's Fighting Is A Bloody Mess Looks like these guys didn't give up modeling careers to become developers.

anyhoo, can't wait for this. The combat reminds me of Severance: Blade of Darkness

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Cell9song commented on Ubisoft Considering Tom Clancy MMO I'm surprised no publisher has attempted to make a modern day military shooter MMO modeled on the Planetside gamestyle. Novalogic seemed to be in a great position with their Joint Ops engine that could render utterly massive landscapes but no one has heard from them in 3 years now.

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http://kotaku.com/370477/ubisoft-considering-tom-clancy-mmo#c4801567 http://kotaku.com/370477/ubisoft-considering-tom-clancy-mmo#c4801567 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:24:54 MDT
Cell9song commented on GameStop Expects Wii Delays, 360 and PS3 Price Drops I was pricing used PS3's at the Gamestop today and they're still astronomically expensive. The 60GB model is actually commanding a price of $429 USED while a new 40 GB is $399 new (Used is $350).

I know the 60 gig model has a feature or two that the newer 40 gig doesn't have but is it really worth that much more? Wouldn't it be better just to grab a new system at the lowest price and install a 3rd party HD yourself?

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http://kotaku.com/369850/gamestop--expects-wii-delays-360-and-ps3-price-drops#c4781139 http://kotaku.com/369850/gamestop--expects-wii-delays-360-and-ps3-price-drops#c4781139 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:40:03 MDT
Cell9song commented on Modern Warfare Variety Map Pack Details PC gamers will be getting the same maps except they'll be free.

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http://kotaku.com/369931/modern-warfare-variety-map-pack-details#c4781044 http://kotaku.com/369931/modern-warfare-variety-map-pack-details#c4781044 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:34:36 MDT
Cell9song commented on EndWar May Actually Work I had to shut the sound off right after blondie gushed "WORLD WAR THREE...WOO!". Why-oh-why did they insist on using these girls? They're hot chicks, they play games....big whoop.

How about no narration at all and let the game speak for itself instead of insulting our intelligence by using T&A? I feel like I gotta take a shower every time a publishers pulls shit like this.

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http://kotaku.com/369505/endwar-may-actually-work#c4767130 http://kotaku.com/369505/endwar-may-actually-work#c4767130 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:57:33 MDT
Cell9song commented on Bungie Reimagines Sidewinder Why do people assume that the work of others should go unpaid,

maybe because they've been brought in in a whitebread upper-middle-class suburban environment where mom and dad bled for them and now they expect the world to continue in the same manner.

The sense of entitlement is mind-blowing at times.

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http://kotaku.com/369532/bungie-reimagines-sidewinder#c4766527 http://kotaku.com/369532/bungie-reimagines-sidewinder#c4766527 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:44:23 MDT
Cell9song commented on Another GameSpot Editor Quits welp, so much for my prescience. Giantbomb seems to be the site.

god I'm such a douche.

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http://kotaku.com/369519/another-gamespot-editor-quits#c4766385 http://kotaku.com/369519/another-gamespot-editor-quits#c4766385 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:20:55 MDT
Cell9song commented on Another GameSpot Editor Quits Brad was actually a very good game critic. Unfortunately he committed the apparently unforgivable sin of not being slick and glib so he got little time as a video reporter.

I've got a feeling that Gerstmann & Navarro might be starting their own site and this trickle of people leaving GS might have something to do with that.

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Cell9song commented on Analyst Calls Bullshit On EA Being Rockstar's "White Knight" I've always had an intense dislike for Riccitiello and this just continues to stoke the fire.

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Cell9song commented on Proof Xbox LIVE Can Get You Pregnant God, why are some people so jaded? (I should talk though)

Two people found each other and had a kid. WTF is so awful about that?

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http://kotaku.com/369006/proof-xbox-live-can-get-you-pregnant#c4748696 http://kotaku.com/369006/proof-xbox-live-can-get-you-pregnant#c4748696 Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:18:56 MDT
Cell9song commented on Let's Look At Armored Core Figures Together! I'd like to see the series done by another development house for once (perhaps the Chromehounds guys). From Software absolutely refuses to take suggestions from the core fan base and has advanced the series very little in all these years.

Oh are these being distributed worldwide or are they strictly for sale in Asia?

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http://kotaku.com/369029/lets-look-at-armored-core-figures-together#c4747758 http://kotaku.com/369029/lets-look-at-armored-core-figures-together#c4747758 Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:23:34 MDT
Cell9song commented on Condemned 2: Bloodshot Review: Skid Row's Greatest Hits SPOILER

I just threw this piece of shit down to return to blockbuster tommorrow....I can't play another level. If I have to play one more horror game that has to have this cliched "psycho child" level with the OFF KEY F**KING TOY PIANO along with CHILDREN's echo-ey laughter while perhaps singing "ring-around-the-rosies" with a big emphasis on the "all-fall-down!" and some twisted toy-like apparition wielding whatever gimmick weapon the makers happen to think would be original jumps out on cue, I will hang myself. I am stunned at the scores this thing is getting. I feel exactly like I did when Gears of War was making the rounds of game-critic fellatio awhile back. I just don't see what is original here outside of the combat system. The only site that nailed this game was Destructoid and he's catching grief over it.

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http://kotaku.com/368723/condemned-2-bloodshot-review-skid-rows-greatest-hits#c4744385 http://kotaku.com/368723/condemned-2-bloodshot-review-skid-rows-greatest-hits#c4744385 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:19:30 MDT
Cell9song commented on The Onion Warns Of Rise In Effeminate Violence In Wii Gamers So many funny quotes, so little space. My fave-

the motion-sensing technology teaches them that the only way to resolve conflicts is to flail their arms in acts of fruity aggression.

Long live The Onion.

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http://kotaku.com/368965/the-onion-warns-of-rise-in-effeminate-violence-in-wii-gamers#c4743267 http://kotaku.com/368965/the-onion-warns-of-rise-in-effeminate-violence-in-wii-gamers#c4743267 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:34:39 MDT
Cell9song commented on Another Mexico Raid Snatches 28,800 Pirated Games I'm stealing that pic for a future avatar.

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http://kotaku.com/368759/another-mexico-raid-snatches-28800-pirated-games#c4739615 http://kotaku.com/368759/another-mexico-raid-snatches-28800-pirated-games#c4739615 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:49:06 MDT
Cell9song commented on Condemned 2: Bloodshot Review: Skid Row's Greatest Hits I'm guessing I'm about 2/3rds of the way through the game and so far its nothing but a cliched, tiresome sequel. I enjoyed the original well enough but this is just....I don't know.....

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http://kotaku.com/368723/condemned-2-bloodshot-review-skid-rows-greatest-hits#c4739345 http://kotaku.com/368723/condemned-2-bloodshot-review-skid-rows-greatest-hits#c4739345 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:39:03 MDT
Cell9song commented on Boston Mayor Backs Games As Porn Bill Menino is one of the biggest douchebags on the face of the earth. I didn't realize just how much until I heard Opie & Anthony tearing into him on several shows. Not only is he responsible for tons of lazy do-nothing legislation like this he also talks like a drunk with Parkisons disease.

Oh yeah, this is the jackass who alerted homeland security when those promotional L.E.D. signs for Aqua Teen Hunger Force were found. They were put up across many major cities across the country but Menino was the only Mayor/politician who didn't want to hear the explanation for what they were. Then when he ended up looking like an idiot in front of the country he just dug himself deeper by bringing charges against the two stoners who contracted to make the signs for MTV Networks.

This campaign ought to be worth it just for the entertainment value alone.

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http://kotaku.com/368715/boston-mayor-backs-games-as-porn-bill#c4733945 http://kotaku.com/368715/boston-mayor-backs-games-as-porn-bill#c4733945 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:10:51 MDT
Cell9song commented on Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise L. Ron was a genius at influencing people. I can't can't even get my fucking kid to mow the lawn.

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Cell9song commented on MTV Are Hungry Like The Wolf (For Developers) @JohnDoe:

It's GameTrailers, it's The Daily Show (and everything else on Comedy Central), it's Jackass, it's Rock Band, it's Spongebob (and all of Nickelodean), it's Napolean Dynamite (yeah, MTV Films put that out).

and just about all of it continuing their slavish devotion to style over substance. They're so intent on maintaining their core demographic that they rarely, if ever, stop to do something that can be considered artistically significant.

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http://kotaku.com/368272/mtv-are-hungry-like-the-wolf-for-developers#c4721943 http://kotaku.com/368272/mtv-are-hungry-like-the-wolf-for-developers#c4721943 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:44:00 MDT
Cell9song commented on MTV Are Hungry Like The Wolf (For Developers) I notice MTV has been quite aggressive in its game reporting lately.

Great, just what we need, shallow, empty-headed reporting for my hobby thats akin to their horrific TV programming. I don't even want to ponder what is going to come out of them as a publisher.

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Cell9song commented on A Week In Comments Witz, I've moderated a lot of forums in the past. You will NEVER EVER please people. Ever. Don't ever adjust your method for anyone. To borrow a worn cliche, simply call 'em like you see 'em and use common sense. The minute people think they can get you to change your way of doing things they will run you ragged. You are doing fine, ignore the armchair critics.

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