cactaur commented on Patapon 2 Announced, Let's Look At It

"@denki: Flying units were featured in the initial screenshots for patapon 1, but didn't make it into the final game."

cactaur commented on Vote TickleMeKotaku for a

"I'd have voted for the VGcats 'poops to see' creature."

cactaur commented on Metal Gear Solid 4 Japan Launch - Tokyo

"Bic wrapped em up in plastic since it was raining outside?"

cactaur commented on Leonardo DiCaprio to Star in Atari Movie?

"Bushnell's life as seen thru the eyes of a nascent Chuck E Cheese."

cactaur commented on Shin-chan Explains Proper Poop Etiquette

"The beauty of Shin chan is the mispronunciation of japanese words into something lewd."

cactaur commented on Haze Not In HD

"All the smoothness and upscaling doesnt change the fact that the gameplay is bland."

cactaur commented on Blow $135,000 On This Bogus, Crystal PS3

"@2SBs: For $135k he'd better throw in a PS2."

cactaur commented on Burnout Paradise PC In Ultra Widescreen

"But with 2 x 1920 screens wont the bezel right in the middle destracting? Seeing the middle of the screen in a Burnout game is pretty important so having them separated might create some visual perception issues."

cactaur commented on Formula 1 Gets Greedy, Sony Ditches License

"Well, someone's gotta pickup Bernie's S&M hooker tab."

cactaur commented on New Xbox 360 Chipset This Summer?

"Just for comparison a theoretical bluray 12x runs at 10,000 rpm so 2x is about 1700rpm. A 12x DVD runs approx 7,070 rpm (single layer) and about 5,180 rpm (dual layer)."

cactaur commented on New Xbox 360 Chipset This Summer?

"@jihadjoe343: The heat causes the pcb to warp, which breaks the ball solder contacts that connect the chip to the board."

cactaur commented on Saudi Coffee Shop Sells

"Dibs on setting up San Andreas Hot Coffee across the street."

cactaur commented on Spielberg Afraid of Over-The-Top Game Violence

"The complaint about Temple of Doom was that the path was already scripted and Indy was just along for the ride. Whereas Raiders and Last Crusade actually had him doing 'archeology stuff' and figuring out clues."

cactaur commented on Japanese Game Movie Adaptations Are Crappy, Too!

"@push eject: I actually felt the Ryu ga Gotoku movie wasn't very cohesive although it did touch on the high points of the game."

cactaur commented on The Onion Outlines GTA IV's New Features

"The Onion needs to get Herbert Kornfeld to rip on Nico for not being OG enough."

cactaur commented on 360 Bike Finished, Looks...Yeah

"Looks like you can play while riding by grinding your crotch on the pad..."

cactaur commented on Get Your 360 Fixed - Quickly - In Four Easy Steps

"For those aggravated about getting sent to an offshore call centre, I read somewhere you should learn a bit of spanish. If you get connected to India "no hablo ingles" and keep trying to get a spanish speaking rep."

cactaur commented on Metroid Prime, Now In The Third Dimension

"I wish those polarizing projectors that they use in Disneyland and cinemas would become more affordable."